Jeez. I love ELO. But you know what I don't love? Guess. Our school district. Arghghghgh. Guesssss who's auditorium stilll doesn't have lightttssss. Remember back in the day, when Props and Lights were still fighting? (We're not anymore. I don't care what you say. There was a TREATY, for God's sake.) Well, remember how the lights kids would say "There can't be a show without lights", and the props kids would say "Yes there can. There can't be a show without props." Well, we were dumb. I feel like we did it to ourselves. Haha. Not really. But anyway, here's the scoop, kids: Mr Nelson advised all those present at tonight's meeting to have their parents(excluding Josh Kelly's) call the school board to complain about the ridiculous electricity situation in the auditorium. Now, that's all fine and dandy... HOWEVER... the next school board meeting isn't until October 13th. Absolutely way too late. I don't know what we can do. I just know that we have to take it to people of power. Directly. Mr. Murdoch, or Mr. Limoncelli? Well, let's see how each encounter might go: "Mr. Murdoch, we really need to do something about the auditorium before Saturday. Can you please have someone look into it?" "0_0" or... "Mr. Limoncelli, same question" "Gee, would you look at that NICE NEW CAFETERIA? Isn't that keen? I really like it. And those tables. Those TABLES! And those tiles! Wow, this just goes to show you. We really care for our students. A lot. Now, what was that about whatever?" Argh. There's really nowhere to turn. It's like one of those dynamic movie plots. I'm not diggin it. But seriously, what is there to do? Stupid, stupid, STUPID PORN FIRES RUINING EVERYONE'S LIVES. And wtf does "slaphappy" mean anyway?