im not feeling burned as in tired, im feeling burned, as in sunburned, as in, ill explain all about yesterday, only today, on this episode. so one day, i decided, lets all go to big surf. i told about 20 people that this was going to happen in a week. and they all said sweet....well....mostly. so i made the disclaimer: BIG SURF....PARTY, (not a surf party but, big surf the water park) THIS THURSDAY 10-6, BRING YOURSELF. and bla bla. and sent it to all my friends via the amazing internet messengingservice... aka AIM. but, we all know what it really means, mine is better though. moving on..... some shit happened, people canceled, and only 6 of us ended up going. not a problem The day fantastic it was. wow, waterslides, wavepools, and one incredibly large, painful sunburn on my back, shoulders, arms, face, including ears, and even my calves...odd....yeah but that was just the beginning i decided to turn my white as into something darker, so, i whipped out the spf 4, thats right, four. the DARK TANNING LOTION, is a big ass lie, it only works for people who are already tan, and dont burn like me. damnit false advertising, arg. so after two hours, my shoulders started to get red, and i whipped out yet another bottle of sunscreen, this time, spf 30, ooo good stuff. sadly... it didnt work. i still died and became resurrected as a lobster. but folks, thats not all..... Adam didnt show up. hes the dumbass of our group yo. and he always does stupid things, without trying. and im not sure how to describe what happened....here goes.... it must have been one of those mystical forces that is yet to be explained thuroughly.(pardon the spellage) examples are, karma, and deja vu. well, because admo wasnt there. so being the wierd vibe it was, it took over and consumed my body. from 12-6, i was just thrashed around by this mystical force. here is the list....of things that happened to me: i decided to be funny, and made a fake trip, but that sucked, and i skinned my shoulder, stupid me. in the wave pool, i skinned my knee, i got slapped in the face by some little kid riding the wave, i got elbowed in they eye ( there is a nice bruise now) and punched in the jaw, crazy, then i was eating lunch with my friends and i cut my lip on a plastic cup, and here is the funniest and stupidest thing ever. i cut my hand on a fucking icecube. thats right, an icecube. im not going to say how, i just did. then at karate i got kicked, but i blocked it with my arm, only the pads my opponent was using were torn and kind of old, so they sliced my arm open, fun times. yep. that day, because adam wasnt there, i was accident prone, and my bad luck-o-meter went soaring through the roof. yeah thats about it. and now im suffering because i'm pinker than a......nevermind i wont say it. but lets just say im pretty red....ish.... oh wait, this just in, good news, im getting my liscence today....woo....hoodly....hoo. over and out. ANDY