Listening to: Ying-Yang Twins
Feeling: blasphemous
Horoscope for May 25, 2005
Daily Quickie:
Ease up there, speed racer. Put things on cruise control for a while and take a look around.
(I have no idea what the hell that is supposed to mean! lol)
Daily Overview:
You're in the mood to do some seriously hard work, and since you're rarely lazy, that's saying something. Rest assured that your efforts will be noticed -- soon -- by the powers that be.
(I think that the person who wrote my horoscope was on crack resently! lol Cuz I gotta be the laziest girl ever. Though I do work hard SOMETIMES. lol)
Daily Extended:
You're feeling especially industrious at the moment, which means you'll be totally unable to sit still. Sure, you can pop in that movie and sit down next to your best bud on the couch while it's on -- but you'll be doing your bills, cleaning out a junk drawer (which you've pulled out and plunked onto the coffee table) or folding laundry. And let's not even talk about trying to sleep. Better quit the coffee early, or even swear it off for the day. You won't need it.
(LOL some of that is true....I cleaned my house out pretty good....I did do laundry....And I am totally GOOD-TO-GO!! lol)
Daily Flirt:
It's all about the bling right now. If that means job-hunting or resume-writing, get busy. One way or another, you've got to bring in the green.
(I am in need of bringing in the green with all my debts!!! But I do have a well paying job....But it's still all about the "BLING, BLING" baby!!)
Daily Singles:
You're plunging forward with your latest romantic initiative, and you're as determined as ever to make it a smashing success. Just don't trample anyone on the way -- it's bad for your love karma.
(I am confused I've had bad love karma for a while now, so I think that I am used to it.)
Love & Relationships (weekly)
Someone or something outside your usual romantic spectrum may seem suddenly alluring at the beginning of the week. Go ahead: Book that tandem skydiving outing with your sweetie or, for singles, follow that attraction to someone who's way too tall/short/ordinary/weird for you. Sometime Wednesday, your reputation at work becomes your primary concern, but by Friday afternoon, love reasserts itself as the most important thing in the whole wide world. And lucky for you, you can succeed at whatever you put your mind (and heart) to this weekend. Have fun!
(Well....I am attracted to Jason, and he usually not my type....I think its the damn hair!! I love his HAIR!!!!)
Career & Finance
Right now your career has to come first . You can put off other parts of your life for the time being -- they'll be there for you when you return.
(Put what to the side? I don't have anything that I need to put to the side....I work, party, and shop! What more do you need! lol)
Well that was my HORRORSCOPE for this week...hopefully it looks better next time.
Peace out ya'll!
XoXoX
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-kels
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Kaliofdarkness