Kyle's News Report Pt. 1

Did you guys hear who died today??? Michael Jackson. I know, I know, "The Thriller", "MJ", "The Smooth Criminal" and "The Bad" died. Food poisoning was the cause. He ate some four year old meat. HA HA! But seriously though, I just wanted to remember Reggie White, who's life was tragically cut short just a day ago. He was one of the best to ever get out there on the gridiron and will be missed. On a lighter note, did you hear the other person who passed away? Rosie O'Donnell! They found her face down in a lake. Ricki Lake that is! Now THERE'S a mental picture I hope you keep for years to come. Goodnight.
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[Anonymous]
GEEEZ That was a bad mental picture. lol.. But then I get the image of Ricky Lake stabbing Rosie in the back with a butcher knife while she's on top of her..
hey,
ahaha no...you're not a nobody......well..only when you listen to ska lol
- alex
[Anonymous]
ewww, no mental pictures!
oh sweet! Knock Knock Jokes next time, yeah?
WHAT?!?!? did Micheal Jackson really die?!?!? and Rosie O Donnel? I don't believe you!

--Steph
LMAO...you actually got me going at first....i got everyone all riled up and stuff...lol. good one.
Leigh *heart*
[Anonymous]
hey hotpants, thanks for leaving me amidst the throws of passion. ahahah

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