Someone asked me recently if I was going to school next year, and if I had applied for any scholarships for secondary schooling. I of course answered no. Is it just me, or do you have to be a paraplegic/un-wed/deaf/aboriginal mother-of-two with occasional lower-back pain to get a scholarship these days? I think that's the only way to go about getting scholarships. Maybe if I let myself fall off the top of my house and land on my head and become brain-damaged, then I could even think about going to university for cheap. But then of course I'd be a brain-dead vegetable who drooled on himself all the time and couldn't control when he got erections, and so I wouldn't need the scholarships for schooling anyways. I'd have a hard enough time taking care of my erections, and that to me is a far more serious problem than going to university. Speaking of erections, I saw a guy with a Hitler moustache today. Do people with those things realize what they look like? I mean, not only because it was, ya know, HITLER'S MOUSTACHE and everything, but it's not even that becoming on anyone. It really just looks...faggy. I think that's pretty cool though, how one guy was so horrible, that he ruined a style of facial hair for the rest of time. Now if only Dr. Phil would wear G-unit clothing, we'd be on to something. That lovable little scamp, Kyle