Oh my freaking GOD! K, so this whole time leading up to the Dustin Diamond show at Rumor's Comedy Club, a bunch of people were like "you're going to see Screech from Saved by the Bell do comedy? He won't be funny at all." Well fuck all y'all. haha i'm black! But really, he was fucking hilarious, and some of those jokes were dirty enough to make me blush. Well...blush while laughing my ass off that is. Damn he was good. I'm actually considering going back tomorrow night with other people who couldn't come tonight. oh AND...Guess who got not only an autograph, but an autographed polaroid picture taken with him. Oh yes that's right, ME. Before the show though, I was alittle worried. Not only could I not use my half-price coupons I had for his show (yeah so I'm poor haha) but I thought we were going to be late for the time to pick up our reserved seats. But we made it just in time, so that saved the seating dilemma. And not only was the 25 dollar ticket totally worth it just for his set, but we each got free tickets for shows for the next four comics that are playing the club too. So it's basically heaven for me. Anyhoo, it's late and i just drank a bottle of pure Canadian maple syrup at Perkins after the show for a free meal, so I'm gonna go run around the block for a couple hours. Foo Fighters on tuesday which will kick i'm sure, and SYSTEM OF A DOWN NEXT MONTH. Love, peace and chicken grease