So apparently you people out there...you don't care about any actual events in my life. I can't put a personal spin on any of my writings, it's all gotta be stuff I just make up from something. There's no compassion around here goddamnit! Everyone just wants the jokes cranked outta me like a fucking Nike shop in the middle of goddamned Hong Kong! So FINE here ya go: people in New Orleans and all other areas affected by the Hurricane, I could talk about how I am keeping you in my thoughts day in and day out as you go through this horrendous time, but instead, don't you agree that Paris Hilton is a spoiled, anorexic slut? Like totally, I know hey? And further more, the people affected by the hurricane. I watched a story on the news in which a British reporter was taking a boat thru different communities and he found one house full of teenagers who explained that there mom had died in the backroom and they were stranded. The Brit, being the standup bloke that he is, offered them to hop into the boat and he would take them to a shelter where they could get clean. And guess what, he got out, they got in, and he started WALKING WHILE PULLING THE BOAT. The water was KNEE HIGH. Why in the hell could you not WALK YOUR OWN ASSES TO GET HELP FOR YOURSELVES? Especially when your mom is dying in a back bedroom. Are you that RETARDED that you don't think to WALK through knee high water when your mom is dying, you fuck?! Now I'm sure not all people affected by the hurricane are that braindead, even though they do live in the southern United States. Come to think of it, maybe everyone there is braindead, because... you live in a city that is BELOW SEA LEVEL. It's the same thing with people who reside in Tornado Alley year after year. There's a reason why people point out those facts you know. OH! And another thing. If one more person questions whether or not Canada should actually send money and soldiers to help the people down there I will eat out my own ass with a spoon I found laying in the gutter on Main Street. We here in Canada would be fucked without them on our side and besides, that's just plain selfish, you pricks. So there ya go, no personal spin from my own life on this entry. Enjoy. Or don't. I may be back to normal in a few days and.....oh wait a second, was that too personal? Fuck it.