A few thoughts on some happenings in sports. -I hope the umps in the Angels/White Sox series are seriously considering entering the Witness Protection Program. As the number of calls that they blow that directly affect the outgame of a game rises, I hope they realize that a lot of people are going to be gunning for them (and I use that term loosely), ESPECIALLY after both the Yankees and Red Sox were eliminated early, giving a lot of people no hope as it is for the playoffs, never mind umps blowing calls. -Also, the ump behind the plate for game 4 of the NLCS today, tossing both La Russa and more importantly Jim Edmonds needs to seriously get his head examined. Tossing a manager who is arguing a call is one thing, but to toss a star player in the bottom of the 8th in a one run ballgame with the count full...that's a fucking travesty. Someone check, he might have umped some of the games in the Angels/White Sox series earlier this week. -Moving onto hockey: The Senators are unstoppable. The Coyotes are terrible. The Leafs are average at best. All not really a surprise. But the Predators??? I hate to say it, wait, no I don't, but I called them for having a breakout start to the season and a breakout season in general. They're gonna go places baby. -Also, even in this new NHL, some things never change: 1) Jeremy Roenick is still a loudmouth, pussy American assfuck. You'd think after 11 concussions, you'd shut up, for fear that you may not be able to string sentences together for much longer. 2) Brett Hull is/was still washed up and it was about time he retired. Don't even get me started on the people unretiring Bobby Hull's jersey so that he could wear it. Last time I checked, Bobby only played here in Winnipeg, not Phoenix as well. And 3) Pittsburgh still sucks. Sorry everybody. -Finally, I shall end with some football related stuff. Is it just me or does... > Pittsburgh Steelers head coach Bill Cowher look a lot like Houston Astros manager Phil Garner? > Jake "the Snake" Plummer look a lot like the latest redneck trailer park trash hick they arrested on "COPS" last week? Don't get me wrong, the guy can play football, but MAN...do something about the appearance Jake. Most importantly, get rid of the whole molestor look. Few guys other than actual molestor's can pull it off. > Ricky Williams look a lot like captured terrorist Saddam Hussein. Look at a picture of each of them side by side and tell me they aren't twins haha. So yeah, anyways, that does it for my first entry in damn near a month. In closing, Shaun Alexander from the Seahawks is a fucking MACHINE. Thank you, K-$