Kyle's a Jerk

Listening to: Foo Fighters- My Hero
Well folks, we've finally reached it. The End of the Line. No, I'm not discontinuing my writing on here, although that will surely be a side-effect of what goes down. No, I, the one they call KYLE, have decided it's time to end it ALL. Before you get all uppity and antsy in your pantsy's, you should know why. I got insulted, nay, I got BITCH-SLAPPED by a THIRTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL. On HERE. SHE DISSED, AND THEN DISMISSED ME! It is a sad, sad day in KYLEland. You may be asking yourself why KYLE did not choose to fight back against this...this...THUG. It's because I am far too big for that. That's the petty road for one to take. No, I mean hey I could bring up the fact that she has Harry Potter for her diary background. Or that she is one of those kids who counts down the days left in summer until school starts again. Or that she listens to k.d Lang (get used to munching on carpet kid, you've already punched your ticket to Dykeville U.S.A). Or just the fact that she is 13 and clearly does not "get" the whole set-up I have going here. Why? Because she is young, and female, and therefore stupid. It's not her fault. Actually, yes it is. But no, I am far, FAAAR too big a man for that. So I hope she's happy with herself. I'm going to go turn on some Simple Plan and maybe light some candles and pull out the razorblades. And if you believe me, you're probably as young and dumb as my new friend here. :)
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but but but.... i'm young and a female... does that make me stupid kyle... =(
lmao...
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Whats up homie K? Yo boy, I be hurr for ya if ya need me. I'll take that bitch out quicker than u can say motafuka, aiight?

I HEART kyle. Dont let some trainer bra push u round like that. lol
TTYL
- - - - - ->>>>>>>>Lila
I'm serious yo, just tell me to bite her head off and i will!!

lol okay im not a wannabe gangsta.
Thats all i got.
:O who is this 13 year old bitch...I'll rip her hair out! Kyle your the best...dont ever change:D:D:D
BBFL(K)(L)!!
hello there.
im sorry to here that a little girl "bitch slaped" you.
haha your entry seriously made my day. i was kinda having a shitty one untill i read your entry. thanx for makeing me smile. :)
well Later Days!
ok and now i am on ooootriskaoooo...and sadly u are not. i fear we will never have an internet conversation beyond sitdiary *sigh*
so i just stumbled on here, and i thought your entry was brilliant, so yes, Kyle's Brilliant.
That was really fun .. i couldn't help but laugh at it .. You are suh a BIGGER than she is .. :)









<3 Mandy
Well, Kyle I usaully do to but tonight isn't the night to care :) haha .. but thanx ..

Cee Ya


<3 Mandy
no problem man.
yes i am. although in my all about me entry it says i live in Calgary/Drumheller.

meh and not to much going on where i am.
what about you?

Later Days!
*~Ashley~*
hey there, thanks for stoppin by.

yea i'm from garden grove, california. small city in orange county. how bout you?
why aren't u on aim right now stupid?
lol!
thats funny shit.

nick
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