Before i begin on my second discovery of this powerfully moving journal today, it's new joke time in da hood that i call home. And for the record home is South Central. Manitoba. What sexual position causes women to have the ugliest babies? I dunno, why don't you ask your mom. Cheeky, cheeky kids these days, I'll tell ya. So anyways, to get to the matter at hand, I've noticed something else about this little contraption I like to call SIT. Well, you people probably like to call it that too, but I digress. There's a few people out there who have made an account for the purpose of writing a novel. Each entry they make is a chapter in the book in most cases, and you can read the whole story in one sitting with simple clicks of a mouse. And then I thought to myself 'my goodness! has it finally happened? The day the scientists, or environmentalists, or proctologists or whoever predicts these things, predicted would happen is upon us? We've run out of trees.' THERE'S NO MORE PAPER TO BE HAD PEOPLE. See, that's the only logical answer as to why all these people had begun to do something stupid and retarded like write a novel on some place like this. Do you know how to use a pen? How about paper? Did you know that, unlike some computer programs, that these two items are compatible together? Trust me, I've looked into it for myself. What's the point of using this as a platform for writing a story? Is the point to get help, tips, or suggestions from other people? Because that's dumb, a story is your piece of work, and if you don't know where to go with it, it's probably a piece of crap anyways. Is it so you can get feedback? The day I want my writing to be approved by the majority of the people on this site is the day The Belush stops being so damned cool. (Hence, never.) Is it because you want people to be impressed by the fact that you can write something that resembles a novel? Then maybe writing a novel isn't the best of options for something like that. Try lying and saying that your name is actually David Hasselhoff. I'm sure that'll impress people way more and you'll make more friends. Or is it because you think it's neat to write a novel in here? Because that's gay. ... ...... What? It is. Anyways, I'm gonna hit the showers. Goodnight.