To begin today, quite possibly one of the best titles a porn movie could have: A-ladd-in Her Pants. teehee. Hmm. I kinda on one hand don't feel like writing tonight, but on the other hand... DO PEOPLE ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO WALK UP AND DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS? I can understand maybe when you were little, your parents would sit you down and say to you things like "always respect your elders" and "work hard and you'll go far" and "never pork her unless you have protection, and even then, make sure you scrub and pray like hell the next morning" but do any parents teach their offspring how to properly walk on stairs? Perhaps i should explain. As i write this, it is friday night. In the past two school weeks, there has been one day- count it ONE- day in which during the time between 2nd and 3rd class i have been walking up the stairs and someone has not kicked the back of my heel. Everyday, i will have my music playing and it's inevitable. No matter how quick or careful i go, someone is there trying to disrupt my step, causing me to fall down the stairs, creating a massive mass of mass-i-fied confusion and also broken legs. And this all came to a head a couple days ago when the shoe I was wearing got kicked COMPLETELY OFF MY FOOT. I had to stop, pick it up and carry it with my up the rest of the way. The only solace i took from that experience is that i held the shoe eye-level with those around me, letting them smell the stench that they themselves had evoked upon the world by removing my foot from my shoe. And if i get my heel kicked again in the next couple days, not only will my foot need to be put back in my shoe, but someone's gonna have to remove my foot from their ass, and that will not be easy, as i intend to kick them so hard they won't be able to taste their food properly. -Sweeeeeet Caroline says night night. So does Kyle.