Paperweights without the invention of paper would be good things to go splunking with... Light bulbs make good crack pipe if you break them the "wrong" way... I think bills i get from the phone company would make more sense if I knew how to read... Scotch tape is fun to put in other peoples' soup and not tell them that it is there... I put a pencil in my nose today and pulled it out and there was a green thing on the end that smiled at me... Just because someone says you shouldn't stick things in outlets doesn't mean you can't it is probably just better if you don't... So if you like guys and girls and animals are you trisexual, or just plain fucked up...