NIKE VIRUS - Just does it. O.J. SIMPSON VIRUS v 2.0 (Often accompanied by the Johnny Cochran Virus.) – You know it's guilty of trashing your system, but you just can't prove it. Every time you try to search for a file, it runs "Pro Golf Tour 2000" instead. PBS VIRUS - Your computer stops every few minutes to ask for a tax deductible contribution. POLITICALLY CORRECT VIRUS v 1.0 - Never calls itself a "virus," but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism." POPE JOHN PAUL VIRUS - Deletes all your dirty files and blesses the rest. Public Transportation Virus - Makes your browser stop at every website. REGIS PHILBIN VIRUS - Will not complete display of algorithm results until CPU confirms that's its final answer. STAR TREK VIRUS - Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.