Fake Computer Viruses

by shmucketyduck
AIRLINE LUGGAGE VIRUS - You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore. AL GORE VIRUS - Claims that it is the Internet. Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. BILL CLINTON VIRUS v 1.0 - It has a six inch hard drive and no memory. Freezes entire system due to unresolved memory conflicts. BIN LADEN (aka AL QAEDA) VIRUS - displays threatening messages and spawns numerous smaller viruses that periodically destroy files. The Bin Laden virus and its spawned viruses are being seen less and less frequently and may be becoming extinct due to the spread of the George W. Bush virus. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 1.0 - It runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything. CONGRESSIONAL VIRUS v 2.0 - Computer locks up, screen splits vertically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem. COUCH POTATO VIRUS - Just sits there, eating chips all day. DOLLY PARTON VIRUS - It sounds pretty good, but you'd swear your monitor looks larger and have more knobs than it used to. DEFLATE.COM removes it. ELLEN DEGENERES Virus v 2.0 - Disks can no longer be inserted.
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Hi, there.
[Anonymous]
Haha, awww... :) Well, at least you got a new mouse! :D hooray.
[Anonymous]
Yeah, I just got online. :P
[Anonymous]
Owies!!! I don't think I have ever had a bloody nose in my life. Hey, and I have been punched in the nose before! I must have a beak or something... ~:> lmao.
[Anonymous]
Fast? I have 56k... O_O
I don't think that is fast at all. It's just that, Firefox has this "tabs" option. Meaning, you can open mulitple sites in one window. It's flippin cool. :D And it is wicked fast, compared to I.E. But, still... 56k *vomits*
[Anonymous]
It was horrible. :(
My dad told me he was selling the house, and he was moving to Houston. And he had no intentions of taking me with him. So, that means I have to drop school, and just get a job. Or else, I'm stuck homeless. And I don't have any money to begin with. So, yeah... I had myself a cry fest, writing to my gf. I just... I don't know. I'm kind of afraid, because I don't know what to do. I don't know if I'll be okay. You now? :/
[Anonymous]
Ha-ha... I didn't notice it. It's soo funny. But, still kind of wierd... BUT FUNNY! :)
[Anonymous]
Ha-ha-ha... we'll moon her as a team! We should post asses on her site. lmao. Get it? lmao? :P
[Anonymous]
bored.i liked my old layout better though. :(
No, it's okay. I don't mind, I got it all out in my letter to Liv anyhow. Umm, no we don't have a very good relationship. Because, he is a selfish arse. He looks out for no one but himself. But, whatever. I'll see what I can do... :)
[Anonymous]
ha ha yah.
Well, the thing is... Livvy lives in Vermont. And my plan was to finish school, and work. So, that way I could move to Vermont. And it would be easier on both of us. Because right now, I fly back and forth. I visit her like every now and then. BUt, I want to move there so bad. I like it there so much better than LA. *Sigh* It's this that made me feel bad enough to cry... because I don't want it to take forever to get to her.
[Anonymous]
ha ha yah.
chAnged it. AgAin. lol.

cAn i Add you to my Friends?
Well, the thing is. He doesn't want me to go with. He wants to take my little sister with him, and leave me here. And I don't know what to do, because I'll be left with nothing. I don't even know... It's all just too fucked up. I don't have a clue how to pull myself out of this. If he goes, I'll need to be able to sustain myself.
[Anonymous]
yAh. you cAn Add me too :)
Yeah, I know... I don't feel like I deseve this at all. :'( I'm not a bad person. I just... I feel so hopeless now. I used to think everything would turn out peachy keen. I'm not so sure anymore. I had this whole plan, that just turned out to fall to shreds. I will do that though, get a job. I don't know about friends though... I'm not so good at making friends. At least not in person. :P I'll try though. I want to go to college. But, It seems..
[Anonymous]
it seems it wont happen for a while. I don't mind going later though. As long as I go. I just want to get everything on track. And, yes! Getting an apartment with Liv sounds awesome. I told her that I would do that with her, and she was for it. I would work to help her out in school too. I'd do anything for her, really. I just don't want to lose touch with her. DOing all of this on the opposite coast... it wont allow much contact with her. :(
[Anonymous]
lol thanks!! well it is kind of new well not really from like a month ago!:p hehe--Lex
OH MAN!!! See?! Thats' what I mean... I don't wnat that to happen. I don't want Liv to think I don't have time for her. I am always in the mood to talk to her, be with her. but, I don't want to lose touch like that. If I get a full time job, it's going to suck so much for the both of us. Argh... I hate life. :(
[Anonymous]
nothing. just sitting on my ass & listning to mu music. so where you from?
OH MAN!!! See?! Thats' what I mean... I don't wnat that to happen. I don't want Liv to think I don't have time for her. I am always in the mood to talk to her, be with her. but, I don't want to lose touch like that. If I get a full time job, it's going to suck so much for the both of us. Argh... I hate life. :(
[Anonymous]
Aww, well... I don't know what to say to that. I'm sure he is just caught up on his own trip. I know I love hanging out with my friends too. But, they hardly ever make time for me. So, I always talk to my gf. And to tell you the truth, it's not that I just love her. But, the girl asked me to marry her. :P so, she is my fiancé really... but, we didn't do the whole thing seriously. we don't have rings and such. Just the understanding that we...
[Anonymous]
lol me either today is the first time i looked at your top thing lol its good!! :p

--lexxx
...That we want to get married. Even if it takes 30 years. Preferably not. :P So, yes. I love her lots. ANd now that she is in Russia until the 27th... I feel so blah. She has been gone since the 29th. three days after she left I felt so sad. And I don't want that feeling to last forever, you know? I am totally up for walking all the way to her. I wouldn't hesitate to do so. I just want to be with her. :) We were made for each other after all! :D
[Anonymous]
...Like you said, KARMA. She is my reward. But, everything else is a trial. I have to get through all of that to reach her. :)

♥
[Anonymous]
Oh, come on... I'm sure he does care. It's just he really is busy. Although, I don't completely agree with the hanging out part. He should make time for you as well. I know, because I hang out with my friends that long too. Butm I don't do it as often. I always make time for Liv. Well, I don't know... I'm sorry. Maybe you should talk to him about it? I always talk to Liv about everything. ANd if I'm to timid to talk to her personally I do it here
[Anonymous]
I am completely open with everything. I talk to her here on SIT, or on the phone. If something bothers me I let her know it. And we talk things out. Yep, so, there isn't a single thing that is untouched. She is a little reluctant to open up. But, she is growing out of it. Or so it seems... :P I just like to keep things good between us. My parents taught me out of their own actions how to keep a good relationship. I don't want to be like them. =/
[Anonymous]
Yikes, I'm so sorry. :( Well, I don't know what to say then. :/ I don't know... I like to give people the benefit of the doubt. So, I would say. Just talk to him? But, if not... I guess he isn't the one for you? (I hate saying that to people. :( ) Umm, yeah... I don't know. :(
[Anonymous]
Oh, lol... no that wasn't yesterday. That was last saturday. :D Or saturday...? :/ I don't remember. Haha. Yesterday, I was all by myself. but, it was still fun. Hmm, I don't know about "sucking it up." If he promised... then he should act upon it. I am a firm believer in keepin your word. And that is just being deuchy, not keeping his promise. ;/
[Anonymous]
yeah well, ive been busy. u?
-justin main
[Anonymous]
Oh, haha... don't mention it. :P And, no my friend. (Say it in a indian accent!!!) You are the cool one my friend. You are HECKA cool. :D Did you say it in a indian accent??!! ;/ lmao. Thanks for the comment, I guess Liv and I are the envy of SIT-d aren't we? :P (jk! XD)
[Anonymous]
RI. Cali that AWESOME. you likE it thErE?
u still dont have instant messaging do u?
[Anonymous]
Yeah... :P It was last week. Yeah, it was a fun day. It was our "adventure." :D I'm telling you, when you hang out with me. THe wierdest things happen to you. lol.
~BoD (<---mohawk) And you don't have to speak up if you dont want to. Just remember, don't let yourself become a doormat for anyone. I myself... I agree. I'm a nice guy, but I don't let people take advantage of that. ;D
[Anonymous]
lmao nice entry and i dunno if it'll happen but i could knock the piss outta him... i nearly choked him out two weeks ago
lay it on me
-justin main
oh, that was kinda bad. . .hehe. . .
[Anonymous]
LMAO. That is awesome... one time I walked into my friends room and he was making up stuff to the animé he ws watching. And I was like, You're talking... to the television. :|
[Anonymous]
oh. i live by the beach. i always forgot most ppl dont.
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[Anonymous]
yeh its so tru and yeh i heard knock the piss outta him on tv so it sounded cool
What do you want to do? :)
[Anonymous]
I say... if you want to call him, then you should. If you don't really want to then dont :P

But, I am totally for you calling me!!! lol. :P That would be fun. lol :D
[Anonymous]
thats so cool, sweet
[Anonymous]
Mad, as in agry...??? :/
I'm not agnry, but mad... yes I am very mad. like, how is a raven like a writing desk mad. :P NO, I'm not. :D Don't be silly. :)
[Anonymous]
meh my folks r cool so i dont piss them off alot
Oh, really??? Hmm... nah, you would know if I was sarcastic. Because, I can be kind of mean when I am. :( MY gf always takes some of my jokes the wrong way sometimes. I always end up going, Noooooooo!!! It was a joke! So, I'm not as sarcastic as much anymore. :P But, yeah, like I said. Just go with whatever you think you want to do. I could say call him, or don't call him. but, I could be totally wrong on either one. It's all up to how you feel.
[Anonymous]
nope i light fires, smoke occasionally, drink, sell illegal stuff thats not illegal to u guys buts illegal up here
Okie-dokie. Then it's settled. And to make you feel much better... here is a french dude---> ?=o{D Bonjour, oui, Le fromage es dans le sange! lmao... :D You should totally call me though!!! I want to laugh and talk and stuff! Call meeeeeeeeeee. :P
[Anonymous]
cherry bombs (there illegal up here)
Nope, use your telepathic powers... =/ lmao :D Yes, I'll give you my telephone thinger if you like. Or I'll call you. Or whatever! I'm bored. Call me! lol.
[Anonymous]
we have so much in common, we could be true loves but we wont know UNTIL U GET IM!! jk, but im tired so ill ttyl
[Anonymous]
light on doorsteps and ring the bell... throw into school windows yeh thats them
lmao. I don't know about that... I don't have my own theme park. :P Mmmm, chocolate. :D
[Anonymous]
no there not illegal down there (shit and i lit off some in march when i was down there...) there illegal here in canada (haha i broke the law... again)
...LMAO. Micheal Jackson?! Really... lol. Damn, I guess I have to send back that carousel back. lmao. Oh, man... my stomach hurts... lol. :X
[Anonymous]
i moved when i was three... i dont think im gonna know if cherry bombs are illegal in california when im tryin to learn how to use the can
lmfao rofl nice nice! lol its tru too
Heeeeeeeey.... are you calling me Micheal Jackson??? :'/
[Anonymous]
Nope, It's my favorite Greek mythology. I like writing stuff based on it. That's all. :P
[Anonymous]
Ugh... I know this is an all too common thing to ask now. But, do you have a myspace? :/
[Anonymous]
oh hell yes he is!!:) so sexy!:p

--lex
well come on im three years old my parents r gonna think its weird if i go up them"mama is cwary bobs iwegal in cawifornia?"
i mean come on me at threes old aint gonna light a cherry bomb.. no me and my three year old mine r shovin that sucker up my nose:)
kk im just killing it anyway.. the joke i mean
Why... yes-i-do. :P
[Anonymous]
ah ic ic but still if i went on to long i would kill it... by the way is ur refridgerator running?
No, I don't like it actually... but I'm on it. =/ So, meh... I try to keep contact with lots of my friends, and most are on there. So, I haven't deleted it yet. Plus, that is where I chat with Liv. Since she broke her laptop, and doesn't have a IM thinger anymore. I was asking, so then it would be quicker chatting there. But, okie-dokie. :P lol. XD
[Anonymous]
well is it?
Ouch... I'm sorry, but what a deuch. :/
That was real a-holey of him to do. :( Man, that is why I didn't want to tell you to call him or anything. I wanted to avoid that. Argh... Oh, my.. is there anything I can do to help? Are you okay and such? :( I can always draw you a funny picture. :)
[Anonymous]
well gee there goes all ur food...
anyways im out.. i need my sleep or im gonna be all shitty and pissy... ttyl
Oh, hey... don't cry... :( You don't have to cry. Not if you don't want to. Well, I think you shouldn't. That was a real jerk thing for him to do. You shouldn't cry, or even take that kind of grief. :/
[Anonymous]
No, no... I understand... :'( I know how that feels. I had a good long period where I didn't care who liked me, because I didn't want them to get too close. Butm I finally met Livvy, and she was exactly the girl I would dream of meeting. And she said, in her point of view that went for me too. I'm sure, that he'll either come around to realizing this. Or, if not you will meet someone else. but, I promise, when you meet him/her :P You'll know it.
[Anonymous]
Hey... don't say it was a waste. You did love him... was that a waste at the time? :) You did have someone you loved. And if that is always a waste, then I have no reason to be happy either. ~:> <--- The chicken loves you. :)
[Anonymous]
...It's okay to be upset. I mean, I understand why you would be upset. But, it's not the end of the world. :) Either he isn't for you. Or he will come to his senses. You never know... who knows what tomorrow brings. So, said the french dude. =o{> Oui...
[Anonymous]
!:D
[Anonymous]
This is Myspace Just in case you'd like to see it. :P
[Anonymous]
...Are you okay, Sarah? :(
[Anonymous]
Oh, lol. I forgot about that. :P Umm, that sucks... stupid Myspace.
[Anonymous]
i'm jealous of the amount of comments you recieve.
you must be someone special. only cause you know me though :)
lol, just kidding.
how was your day
O_O ~:>
~:oD <--Mohawk.
[Anonymous]
Ha-ha, whaaaaa?! lmao. Oh, man... I have my own pants, thank you. :P I have girl pants too! :D lol.. Oh, boy... just checking if you were okay. There was that HUGE pause in between your comments. And I was like, noooo... she is crying. :( But, I hope your okie. :) It makes me sad to know people who seems so cool and so happy, can be so sad. Wait... that goes for me too. ~BoO Dang... :P Okie, enough of that. Let's move on. So, how 'bout them icons
[Anonymous]
No, I finished adding photos on there a long time ago. :P I'm back now. I was making a cartoon of Liv and I, thats all. but, I'm about to start making that icon I said I would make you! :D The smucketyduck. :P Actually, I thought you were busy. :)
[Anonymous]
Aww, hey! Your not lame! Pffft, WHATEVER. lol. You're not lame. Your too cool for words, thats what you are! :)
[Anonymous]
But.. but... I'm almost done. :/
[Anonymous]
well thanks. the owning quote is from the movie fight club and the tv one.. i think i read it off something that was on my refridgerator, haha.
Umm, well... thing is... *Whispering in ear* I'm trying to become supreme ruler of the earth. Shhhhhhh!!! Don't tell anyone. :D
[Anonymous]
No, ma'am I'm not leaving yet. And no not really... no, I'm not doing anything too exciting for the rest of the night. :P Umm, I actually got caught up making your icon thinger. :D lmao... I'm such a dork.
[Anonymous]
Hahah, eayh a bit... I'm always drawing or something. But, you can still call meeeeeee!!! lol. :D I'm done making your icon my the way. Now you truly have a shmucketyduck. :P
[Anonymous]
Here is your icon, Shmucketyduck!
[Anonymous]
Oooooh, I should still try to make it better. :P Make it say, something funny. :D
[Anonymous]
Me call you? Okie-dokie... but, your not a psycho axe murderer are you? I would be scared. :S
[Anonymous]
Hahaha, YESSS!!! The duck is up! Yay! Oh, man... that is one sexy shmucketyduck. :D lmao. Okay, well... if you don't want to post it up, then email it to me. Chaz.attack@gmail.com. :D
[Anonymous]
YES!!! But, I think I want to make it better. :D I want him to say some witty remark or something... :P
[Anonymous]
OKay, awesome. Hey, you didn't just try calling now did you??? BEcause I got kicked off line. :P I have dial up, just to let you know. :D
[Anonymous]
Ahhhhhh!!! Your other icons! Aww, that sucks. :( YEah, I'll fix it up later. But, that is soo cool. That duck makes me laugh. :P
[Anonymous]
Oh, I was saying... if you want me to call. Then you can email your# as an alternative to posting it up. :P Haha, well... I guess if you can't stay online. THen you can't use the phone. Well, I guess another time. :D Haha.
[Anonymous]
Ha-ha-ha. Okay, yes, yes, and yes. :P I know all of that. No LA, strange, and stuff. :D Okie, well It's cool. I just wanted to talk to someone, because I'm uber bored. Meh, I'll work on the duck. XD
[Anonymous]
Sure, I'll call you up. I mean, if you want me too. I will, but if your okay with it. :P It's no big deal, really. :)
[Anonymous]
lol hell yes haha omg your fucking duch ROCKS!!!! =D


--lex
lmao. Yet?! :'( Thanks a lot... I dont think I want to call anymore... PSYCH! lol *phew* that was close one... :P
[Anonymous]
Okie-dokie, I'll call you up now. Which means, I have to get offline. Soooo..... okie! ttys! :P

---Charlie
[Anonymous]
cools its hott!!

how do you get so many effing comments:p hehe

-0-lex-X-
not to be big headed but too people this gr8 in the world would be a bad thing =D joking
-Razz
Ahhhhh!!! You are incredible!!! My goddess of laughter, queen of the ha-ha's! :P Okie-dokie, enough of that. :D Oh, man... I loved meeting you. I mean, wow! Who could be that funny really?! Cause, gosh... I want that! lol. I want to be funny too. :( Ha-ha... :P Well, it was great talking to you. You are the coolest person from Salida! You may call me anytime! For whatever reason. Heck, it could be at any time of the day. lol!!! YOU RULE! -Charlie
[Anonymous]
Though i dont imagine how this coment will rise above the 106 others, i want to take note at the hilarity of this post.
civics >_< i didnt have a really good teacher.
this post is different but its funny on how the description of the each "virus"

~Chelle~
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
[Anonymous]
Ahhhhhh!!!! What a poo-head!!! Oh yeah... sorry he didn't get the email. ^-^; (bead of sweat) Oh, boy... So, what'cha doin'? :)
[Anonymous]
Oooooooooh, I spoke too soon. Whoa... do you remember the Pablo Fransisco comedy skit? The one with the crazy boyfriend? "No! It's not over.. ...I love you!" THat one??? You remember? Sorry, that's just what comes to mind right now. :S
[Anonymous]
Ooops... http://photobucket.com/albums/v710/chaz_attack There you go. *muttering* Stupid link.... :D
[Anonymous]
Wait, what? Oh, WHATEVER. lmao. :D
[Anonymous]
lmao. It's not that hard. *buffs nails* !:D lol... Oh, man.. so, yes stories are great. Tell me, tell me! ♥
[Anonymous]
Oooooooooh... Okie-dokie! I was about to send a helper bot to help you out. But, I guess you figured it out now!

o-[0.0]-o --- "...My services are no longer required." Beep. beep. beep.
[Anonymous]
Oooooooo, smoking is bad. ;U Gross... Well, that really sucks. He is taking it hard, huh? Hmm, well... I don't know. It's really none of my business. But, you know... I don't want you to be miserable or anything. Since you say it seems like he doesn't care about you most of the time. :( Well... I hope you make a wise choice. :) That's all I can offer as advice. :S
[Anonymous]
"Why of course not Robin... *Licking lips* I bring you along, in case I get sexually frusterated."

Ewwwwwwwers!!! lmao. Wow, you're done looking at the whole thing?!?! Whoa, there was more than one folder ya know. :D lol...
[Anonymous]
Oh, man!!! BAtman is my favorite superhero of ALL TIME. Yesssssssssssss...

Oh, sure thing. :) I don't mind listening to people. It's no biggie at all. No biggie at all... mmmmm, biggie... super size my fries... lmao. I'm such a moron... :D *phew!*
[Anonymous]
Oh, man... lol!!! I love thta part. "I don' like buh'lacks! Mexi-cans! And Chi-u-knees peu-ple!
[Anonymous]
Ha-ha-ha. Yeah, I loved that cartoon. :( Oh, well... "All great things must come to an end."
[Anonymous]
Oh, okie-dokie... *note to self: Stop making people jealous...* I guess I do that a lot. :(
Argh... oh, well. "...Ah, you're still alive!" lmao.
[Anonymous]
The folders are at the top. It should say "Photo Albums" And they are named Animations, Backgrounds, Hanging out, Livvy, and Me!!! :P
[Anonymous]
Hahaha, thanks. ^v^
[Anonymous]
Yes... my eyes are very sexy with art. :P
And, yep. SHe lives in Vermont, but is currently in Russia. Not really a vacation, she went to stay at an orphanage. She is helping build a playground for the kids there. And it's sort of like a "learn another culture while you help them" kind of thing. :D Oh, she called me today! Like at 5 in the friggin morning! Ahhh!!! lol. It's okay though, I missed her. And it's the 1st time in almost 3 weeks we talk
[Anonymous]
It was a brief, but awesome talk. We spoke for like two minutes, and then we got cut off. She called me back and then we spoke for another two. Then we got cut off again. Ahhhhh!!! I knew she wasn't going to call back. But, it was more than enough for me. I missed her so much. 4 minutes is just enough Liv to last me another ten days. :D Because, she comes back in ten! Yay! :P
[Anonymous]
Yeah, she said she would call me. but, I guess the group leaders have different plans. So, it's okay. And, yeah.. Love is a two faced mistress. :P Oh, but how sweet it is to be on Love's good side, no? :D
[Anonymous]
Hey, I'm going to call you up real quick. I want to play my drums then go out later. So, I'm going to call you for a chat! :D I have to call Gerri too. Ugh... lol. She has been buggin me to call her for about two weeks. Umm, then I'll go to my friends house and kick his ass at a video game or something. Because. I have been sitting at the pc for too long. so, I have to skate my butt over to his house and sit there. lmao... :D
[Anonymous]
nm read my new entry
...Awesome. :D
Gotta run, still playing drums!!! :P
[Anonymous]
how about all of them except the girl one... if it IS a girl
it makes me think of this girl i know and like (and probably gonna go out with) shes movin in january
yyup. i changed it like 80 times. haha
lol! I especially liked the Dolly Parton one. xD

Sorry about you & your boyfriend, btw.
& I know exactly what you mean about no one supporting it.
Some people. *tsk, tsk*
[Anonymous]
yes & that's ME! :)

♥
Lookie
[Anonymous]
No, you misunderstood me. lol... I meant, I want to call. Becuase, we can only write so much at a time. And leter I want to go to muh friend's. :P But, I want to!!!
[Anonymous]
OKAY THEN, FINE, GOSH, WHATEVER, UGH! I'll call like, RIGHT NOW. GOSH!!! UGH!!!! ~:>...Chicken.
[Anonymous]
awe! Sarah I just love you! thanks for everything! and don't worry, maybe I can take you to a movie this week!!! what do you feel like seeing? I'm gonna be so bored this week, and so lonely (especially if they don't work me) because... well, lets not post it on the internet, but I'll have to talk to you more soon about just everything!

[Anonymous]
holey moley!! I LOVE what about bob!! I could quote it all day!!

"WHat is this, isolation therapy?"

"babystepping down the stairs, babystepping down the stairs, success!"

"new pal, what about my old pal? hey fellas, wait, my bladder is feeling funny!"

"'all I want is some peace and quiet!' 'well I'll be quiet..' 'I'll be peace!'"

[Anonymous]
"okay, I'm all tied up.. inside.. yeah! and these fony bombs mean if I don't.. untie myself, inside, the emotional knots.. I'm gonna explode! yeah! it's so simple.. yet so brilliant!"

"dr marvin! I sail! I sail! out on a boat on the water, way far away from the dock. with the wind and the wind, the sky and everythng.. ahoy!"

"oh let me try, I'm good at this.. Cecilia, Dorothy, and this is Kenneth, and Bambie.. Lily, I was close!"
[Anonymous]
you just make me laugh!! how are you sarah? I hope we can do something this week! I really have no clue when I'm working or when I'm gonna be home, but we should do something!! oh! and I forgot! when you asked me if I had any cool stories to tell, I musta been dead tired cuz I forgot to tell you how my sister fainted! she was fine and all, it was just weird! and people kept asking if she was ok before i knew about it! ttyl!!

♥ Allison
[Anonymous]
lol maybe
nothing much...just like once loving life....
kinda more than friends
Haha funny stuff...Nothings up with me, you?
yes
Why, yes... yes I do. 0.0
XD Okay, I'll come back in half an hour! I just took a break for a few minutes. But, I SHALL RETURN!!! *Jesus???* lmao... bye!

---Charlie
[Anonymous]
lol
"is that ur garbage on the floor?
"yes sir"
"PICK IT UP"- family guy