Fake Computer Viruses # 3

by shmucketyduck
JERRY SPRINGER VIRUS- Appears on your screen and says it has something to tell you and you may not like it. JESSE JACKSON VIRUS- warns you repeatedly not to reproduce illegitimate files, but meanwhile, it's reproducing illegitimate files in the background. And if you don't have a color monitor displaying 32-bit true color, it floods your screen with icons and threatens to shut down your computer. JIMINY CRICKET VIRUS- Changes your Zip disk into a Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah disk. LAPD VIRUS - It claims it feels threatened by the other files on your PC and erases them in "self-defense." MAFIA VIRUS - You don't want it, but you're afraid to get rid of it. MARTHA STEWART VIRUS - Takes all your files, sorts them by category and folds them into cute little doilies to be displayed on your desktop. MICHAEL JACKSON VIRUS v 1.0 - Hard to identify because it is constantly altering its appearance. MOM VIRUS- Places a phone call to your mother every time you click on an adult website. MONICA LEWINSKI Virus v 1.0 - It sucks the juice out of your system, but only affects laptops. Then, it emails everyone about what it did. This later activates the Independent Counsel virus. NEW WORLD ORDER VIRUS - Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
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That is so cool..my friend is over n i was liek are they real and she is liek noo duh and i was like ill ask just in case..and i was liek there pretty damn funny and now she is saying wow..
no im not upset. It all relly depends on what kinda of person you are, and if you let if affect you on a deeper level.
Wow that really sucks. I hope I'm not gonna have to do anything like that when I'm gonna graduate.
But we've got a different school system here, so I guess it's just gonna be 10 months of school and exams.
i think so
isnt it though?
i dunno... i might go hang out with my friends... i wanna see her before i gotta go
wow are they real viruses??
^^ yeah
quite
lol enough about food... i had too much at lunch
thanks for the comment, i guess.
my friend is a loser--lolbut i luv her..she is liek my best friend but i will tell her you sed hi cuzz she liek walked away but left my ipod on she is a very strange person..by the way my name is jackie and im gunna add you on to my friends list..i hope taht is okay with you..
o... my bad... i was half asleep and didn't wanna take the time to think wat u typed
Why thank you.

i go to a performing arts school. im in the company which is like an ensemble of really good performers and our summer assignment was to find 3 songs and a monologue...and rehersal starts next week. and i am not prepared...ha. so yea
wat does IMimg mean?
wtf do u mean?
hha thanks! yea its really cool. i go to pebblebrook. have you been in any shows?
breaks down muscle tissue
i've been working out for nearly three years
meh i usually work out way later so i usually go to sleep after i work out
hahahaha that's so awesome i love itttt

How many people have you known go to the marines and comeback like that? Iv met many and i do mean many that ggo and comeback better than they were they left.
Hey, Sarah. I'm sorry I wasn't online today. I was out, and I didn't get back until now, which is 1:30am. It's late, I know... =/
Ummm, I really want to talk to you right now. I just... I need someone to talk to. BUt, it's late. And... you did say I can call you at any time. So... I don't know. I'll think about it right now. :(
[Anonymous]
I have been pretty much bored and lazy. But I'm also enjoying summer and freedom ^.^ That summer school thing sucks so much. Why do you go there?
enough viruses!!!!! sarah! I called you today but you were sleeping and I miss you! :( but I'm not working after babysitting next tues if you wanna hang out then, or on tues I get my new scheduel and I'll let you know when I'm free cuz we HAVE to do something! I haven't seen you in sooo long! I have so much to tell you!!! well, not really... but I just wanna talk anyway! later!
[Anonymous]
hahaha. ya i know how that is. i hate driving past my newer old house..we just moved out like a year ago. and they put these ugly ass palm trees in. its horrible.
[Anonymous]
lmao nice entry!!
lmao, i love the fake computer viruses! the ellen degeneres one was probly my favorite, lol.
[Anonymous]
it goes suck!
^^
yeh lol but the shitty part is im goin away for a week on saturday:(
yeh... o well so wats up?
lol kk
be my guest♥
[Anonymous]
Shanku. XD lmao. Yeah... I have lots of stuff up there. It's all in the gallery, although they all suck. :P Oh, well... umm. I'll be right back! I wont be long. :)
[Anonymous]
read my joke at the bottem of my entry
i have a question what does shmucketyduck really mean??
Oh, nose... Umm here is the link. explosions.deviantart.com
[Anonymous]
I'M PISS FUCKIN BORED:)
Yes... yes, they is. XD
[Anonymous]
piss sounded funny or i could said" gee im wee wee bored"
lmao. Nooooo.... it's just that I came on, and you were on... okay. Maybe. XD Hahah, but I saw you were online. It says so in "active users" I'm sure coming onl at the same time is purel coincidental. :P
[Anonymous]
It was okay, not too exciting. I stayed at home and worked on some new pieces. I just finished adding them on DeviantArt. They would be here if you want to check them out. :)
[Anonymous]
Haha no schoool for me till Sept 1 but thanks anyway ;)
Of course i will be...
Helloooow.
[Anonymous]
Okie-dokie! :D
[Anonymous]
holy hate me
Momma didnt raise no fool

or i could say wats up sarah?
the company is part of the school and i just joined it so most of the stuff ive done has been with school and a little community theater. there has GOT to be some sort of performing arts/community theater in your area you just gotta go find it!!
o wow i just fell asleep at the keys...
Ya and some people deserve to be hurt.

WTF i dont play the killing game... only the crazy comments game
maybe.... one time... i rode a horse...
that never happened... and y would i kill now? i got no reason im fine with life (and u know y)
lmao lol thats it prepare to spit laughing "guy walks into bar... asks for a jack.. barkeep gives him one.. a dude named jack ;|
I've come here to kill you,
won't leave until you've died
Murder born of vengeance,
I closed my brothers eyes tonight...
my fav quote lol im so bored
showcase, sideshow, annie, guys and dolls...workin my way up ya know?
I had another diary, but I never was completly honest in it. Now I dont give a fuck.

Thanks! yours too!
[Anonymous]
its not...
Nice nice! They're so true, I like the Martha Stewart one =p One question, how do you get the status bar message to scroll? I can do like everything else except for that. Thanks for any help you can give me =)

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Jen
meh done it before
o my bad... im alittle cranky cause i woke up and had to run across a scalding driveway