so, last night was probably the best night i've had in a long time. we(me, caitlin, chrissy, patrick, shaun, and alex) all went to DPG (Don Papa Grande). to start off, alex tells our waiter(en espangol) that chrissy likes to suck penis a lot. wow, alex is totally my hero. then, alex kept crumpling up chips and putting them in patrick's lap and he didn't notice. then, he finally did and called alex a "fucking asshole" in the middle of DPG. wow, the people behnd us had some death stares going. so, we pay and leave a nice tip and walk to KMart where we met the dictator. haha so, shaun is riding this bike around and chrissy says, "where did shuan go?" and here pops out shaun on this bike with a huge smile on his face. it was so funny...so patrick buys some KY jelly and we go to the bathroom. okay, wow, that sounded bad. i mean while me and chrissy take a trip to the bathroom, patrick buys some ky jelly. well, he actually made shaun do it but whatev. so, we are standing by the doors of kmart and some guys comes over and is all "umm, could you guys please keep it down? what are you doing here? are you waiting for someone? you need to shut up..blah blah blah. i'll kick you out." well, the funny part was..he didn't work there. no name tag..no red vest. so, shaun goes to the kmart worker and describes this guy as.."he all thinks he's hitler. he thinks he's the dictator of kmart." wow, amazing night. i love how we're so childish sometimes. then, we proceeded to talk about masturbation because well, what else do we do? the end!