One day I'm going to sit in the bath, with confetti and candles and all sorts of pleasant aromas filling the air and water around me, and I'm going to drink coffee and read Fight Club. Just like jogging in the afternoon and all those other things I don't have the guts to do. Haha. Do you know what really sucks? When all the text messages from your phone are from your freaking MOM. I'm pathetic.