Yay for annoying jewish holidays. Ie. Pesach aka Passover. "What part of a horse does horse radish come from?" -My 15 year old cousin. Being serious. "We should put some sugar in the bitter herbs" - My granny. You may not see how insanely stupid this is unless you're Jewish, but whatever. "Are there actually clocks in this movie?" - Same cousin, when we were watching A Clockwork Orange. I actually bothered to -read- through that book you're supposed to go through at the siddur thing. It said that we believe when the Messiah comes he'll slaughter all our enemies. Ignoring for a second that god is supposed to love everyone, I remembered this crap my sister told me when preaching about what she learnt in some Jewish studies thing. Ie. That when the messiah comes all the dead will rise and the "bad people" (Eg. hitler) will be put through "something like a washing machine" to make them good and pure. Now, let's take a minute to put two and two together. The answer MUST be that the Messiah will come bearing murderous washing machines. There is no other explanation. Stick Hitler in a washing machine and tell him "we're just cleaning your soul, hon" and suddenly OUT COMES THE KNIVES AND BLOOD. I told you God works in mysterious ways.