you know, i would like to think that ping pong was invented by a really depressed tennis player, who tragically lost his legs in some accident, and was no longer able to play the game he loved. like he went into a construction zone witout a hard hat, and ended up losig his legs? i dont know. i also found out i have an alter ego. all of you guys should meet him. hes awesome. his name is boris, and hes a russian mob associate from the 70s.