I'm so stoned that I keep thinking that I've wet myself a little :[ WORST!
Aha nothing a shit load of pizza hut couldn't sort out, although Chrissie and Keli seemed a bit miffed that I reeked of weed and was grinning like some creature possessed. Oh well!
And now someone's girlfriend of 2 weeks has dumped them and he's all sad cos she was his first and he's trying to get me to help him win her back...no good right now my advice will get you slapped!
why do you associate with people who would run you through a meat grinder just for being you--albeit in a second state of awareness?
i find that smiling helps much when i'm graveled.
i've gotten so stoned that i forget to breathe:
"did i exhale just now, or inhale? fuck. okay, that was an exhalation. let's start from there. in, out, in... out... in... in? fuck. start over. out. i need water. breathe in through the nose. breathe out... i'm thinking too much about it. calm down."
i wrote the eight-legged figments entry because i was incredibly graveled. wash your panties and go for more!