Maroon curtains? Really? Are ya serious? And velvet? WHY!? My mother serriously amuses me... Came home looking all dandy with some green-looking contraption under her arm, claiming she was going to 'cut the grass'... We now have a patch of nothing-ness in an otherwise grass-abundant garden... Job well done... or not... Today requires a lot of will-power, about 3... thousand litres of coffee and an all-nighter to pull off the essay that was due in two weeks ago... "Yes, well, this project has developed our time-management skills", my ass! That would only be true if it was followed by; "It ALSO developed our ability to lie, because what I told you thirty seconds ago was complete and utter shit." Anyway! I'm off! Noah xx