What a genuinely pleasant day! :D

Okay, so granted, it didn’t have the smoothest of starts, what with me being woken up from the deepest of sleeps (lies) to go help my mum who was running late, taking care of a ninety-four year old Alzheimer’s patient on my own... But I dye grass.

The car journey sort of forced me and Vasco to speak to each other, which I hate myself for admitting but was actually really nice; you could cut the tension with a spoon... Now it’s nice and relaxed and we talk, we’re not about to start braiding each other’s hair but we’re alright, you know?

Then I made some pretty epic plans for Tuesday with a really old friend, and I’m actually really looking forward to it, lots to catch up on, and lots to bitch about, also sorted stuff out for Wednesday night for James’ birthday, which should be funky, I haven’t been out in donkeys!

Then I went SHOPPING! And damn I was in my element! I wasn’t shopping for myself but I was having a whale of a time, got lots of presents for Vasco (twenty-five- the old man!).

Then I got to watch England get THRASHED by Germany, and man did I enjoy that, just picturing the twats’ faces when it hit home that England were (pardon my French) royally fucked. I actually laughed to myself when the game was over, maybe that’s a little sick, but I really don’t give a fuck.

Then I had a nice, tranquil couple of hours, I nearly fell asleep, it really can only be described as a stereotypical lazy Sunday afternoon.

Then my mum came home and it meant food, my step dad made a ridiculous amount of prawns (massive ones) in his special sauce and I took a risk and ate some and my throat didn’t close up and I didn’t die a horribly painful death (just kidding, I’m writing this from beyond the grave).

That done, it was time for birthday cake! Three words- death by chocolate. It was a chocolate cake, with chocolate stuff in between the two layers, covered in chocolate, with different kind of chocolate icing and then chocolate decorations; I gained a stone just looking at the thing. Oh and there was this funky-ass sparkling thing on top of it, like a sparkler thing but three-hundred times more epic, it was like the Chuck Norris of sparklers.

Then I was just casually chatting with my mother and BAM! She tells me I’m getting the iphone4 in August; I swear I creamed my pants there and then. I’m not allowed to boast about it though, because Fran doesn’t know I’m getting it, and he’s only getting the 3Gs, so I have to keep this GLEE inside me and not be a total bitch about it, I can do that! Shut up, I can. I know why I’m getting it though, because me and Kelly told her how “the triplets” flashed their blackberries in our faces when they got them and my mother wasn’t impressed, childish, I know, but fuck it, I’m getting the iphone4!!!

Anyway, off to finish what has been a fantastic day with some Hugh Laurie/ Gregory House (: sleepy times soon, I can feel it!

Muchos Luff!

DakkyMonster

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