Shut up, okay? You're talking shit.

I swear if I get the whole "Well, you're right in concept" thing from Kirk one more time, I'm going to explode and eat all of his precious goldfish. How's that for right in concept?

So, this is my 320th entry. Holy crap I'd be an awesome challenge for good ol' Charlie Dickens, who was a brilliant writer, but did have a tendency to er... ramble on for Europe.

Reading Pride and Prejudice and Great Expectations at the same time, I got sleepy yesterday and could have sworn Pip was proposing to Elizabeth Bennet. Then I remembered that they were characters from two completely different books and that no one was proposing in either of the books at the time. Then I fell asleep and dreamt that Jane Bennet was half-human half-giant-scorpion and was fighting against Miss Havisham who was actually Optimus Prime because both of them were madly in love with Mr Bingley, but all he wanted was to play with his Malibu Barbie.

I think this could possibly mean that I am chronically insane.

ANYWAY!

Peace! x