Just sitting here watching tv, so I figured I'd add a little something to this. See, I HAD something in here yesterday, but then the stupid computer decided that it wasn't gonna put it on there, so you're left with this half-assed entry. First off, like, four people that I know who go to high school either have their prom this week or next week, which reminds me that I didnt go to prom. My friends still get on my case that I didn't go, but I get the feeling that I didn't miss out on much. I mean, dont get me wrong, if I would have had the chance to go, I would have gone, but circumstances didn't exactly work out. It came down to either paying rent and eating for a month or paying to go to prom...and I think I made the right choice. I mean, I'm not badmouthing prom or anything, I'm just sayin that some guys like dressing up and doing shit like that, and I would have gone if you could wear like, a t-shirt and jeans. Saw a movie on tv called "100 Girls", and even though it sounds like a porno, it wasn't, and turned out to be a movie that annoyed me. It's about this dorky artist guy who's friends with this hot chick, but wants to hook up with this other chick who's depressed and he tries to find out why. So eventually he hooks up with the depressed chick, and she goes "Oh, I want you because you make me laugh, and thats the way to a girls heart is to make her smile." First of all, thats going on about four levels of bullshit right there. The way to being a girls FRIEND is to make them smile, but you have to have like, the looks thing going, or at the very least money, to give you that extra edge. Finally, I've been seeing commercials for Pepsi and Coke on TV a lot more during the playoffs for basketball (GO PISTONS), and I'm wondering why the fuck Pepsi and Coke even advertise. I mean, seriously, everyone in the county has drank enough Pepsi or Coke in their life that they could piss it for a week. What are they trying to accomplish? I mean, lets say you're a Coke drinker, and a Pepsi commercial comes on. It's not like you're gonna go "...well maybe I'm wrong! Ive been getting my sugar the wrong way!" It's the same as if I went into a Coney Island (For those of you not from Michigan/New York, you don't get the reference), and said "I'll have a Coke" and they said "Sorry, we only serve Pepsi". It's not like I'm gonna go "WELL FUCK YOU! SON OF A BITCH! WHAT KIND OF A DUMP IS THIS? Well listen fucknuts, I'm goin' across the street! I'm gonna go eat at Buckets o' Shit! That's right, Buckets o' shit! The food sucks, but they serve a COKE!" You don't think theres a lot of Coke/Pepsi ads on, don't worry, you'll see them all the time now. It's always like that. It's like your neighbor says "There's a bear shittin' everywhere." and you say "Well thats ridiculous." And the next day the bear's following you home. Anyway, I'm outta here. Steve Martin: Where's your hand? John Candy: On your side. Steve Martin: Where's your other hand? John Candy: Between two pillows. Steve Martin: ...those AREN'T PILLOWS!! (Both scream and jump out of the bed) --Trains, Planes, and Automobiles