Alright...I'd just like to say a few things to the class of 2004. First off, before I get started, I want to state the obvious and let it be known that this doesnt apply to everyone who is graduating, in fact the single person in the lefthand portion of the screen should know this doesn't apply to them. This is for the people who act like its a horrible thing that they're going to have to move on and do other things with their life. So here goes: (and remember this doesnt apply to everybody) CLASS OF 2004: You gotta do something for me: stay the hell off the radio during the prime listening hours of 3:00 - 9:00 just to get on there and bitch about how you're going to miss high school and all the stuff that you got to do. I have news for you, when you graduate, you're 18 years old, 17 in some cases. If graduating from high school is the most traumatic event in your entire life, you should consider yourself very lucky. It's not just the class of 2004 that's doing this, but they're the ones that are on the radio the most bitching about having to leave high school. Here's a solution to that problem: why dont you, and all your (OBVIOUSLY) popular friends not leave high school for another year by just failing! Problem solved! You don't have to miss your friends and you can stay around high school and relish in popularity for another year! Come on, is it really anybody BUT the popular people who are upset about leaving high school? No, because the people who weren't popular could care less about what happens when they graduate! The ones who aren't popular are the ones who go on to do great things and make enough money to buy and sell everybody else a million times over, while most of the popular people end up living at home, pumping gas at the local gas station. Seriously...when you get out of high school, you're just ending probably one of the most boring times of your life because of the restrictions that you have on you just because of your age. The whole thing about missing the whole high school thing is great, but stay the hell off the radio! I don't want to be listening to Green Day's "When I Come Around" only to be interrupted by..."Hi! This is Britney from *insert school title*! I just wanted to say that I'm gonna miss all my friends, but I'm NOT going to (here comes the funny part) MISS WAKING UP EARLY!" Well...that was fuckin' enlightning, now wasn't it? I can sleep better at night because Britney is changing her sleep schedule! I mean, yeah some people are gonna miss their friends, but here's the whole thing on that: you don't have something to worry about! If you were friends with someone in high school, it's not like the second that you graduate, you stop talking to them! You talk to the people who you talked to in high school, you're still going to talk to. And the people who you didn't talk to? Well you obviously won't talk to them because you really weren't that close to them in the first place! I mean, don't even bother with the whole fake "Oh, I'm gonna miss you so much!" No...you're gonna think about them for the 3 seconds that they're up on stage getting their diploma, and then you're gonna concentrate on your life. If you really dont have anything to do but miss people who you weren't that great of friends with...well I'm sure theres some medication you can take. BRIAN: You're a bigot to attractive people! JOSH: You're right, I am. I think things about attractive people that they don't deserve, like that they get whatever they want and they don't want me talking to "their women".