There's a bunch of people protesting this week at the Republican National Convention in New York, and police officers are really freaking out about this, because they think that there's going to be all this chaos and there's going to be all these problems. So, to those who are going to New York to protest next week, I have this to say: there is no better way of showing your freedom of speech then acting showing your freedom of speech! I'm tired of people protesting something by just writing quick little lines in the paper about it and then shutting their mouths! What we need right now is action from people to get stuff done, and I don't think that I'm nuts for thinking that! You know what we need right now? We need: a riot. These people who show up to these things are soooooooo dull. For example, if you've been making a paper mache mask of Dick Cheney for a couple weeks now, light that sucker on fire, and throw it through a Starbucks window! If you're lesbian, and you have a sign that says "Lick Bush", then throw it through a window of a Gap! We should have riots like the ones that drove white people from the cities originally! I mean, the kind that they had in the 1960s that got Detroit that on wonderful little spiral it went on for a few decades! If there is anything left that says "Trump" after September 3rd, when the convention is over with, you people are a bunch of pussies who should just keep your mouth shut for the rest of any events! I mean, come on, just shouting down people when they talk is so boring! Nothing is going to get you on the nightly news faster then a picture of you throwing a garbage can threw the window of Starbucks! I mean, come on people, this is America! We turn cars over when we win a sporting event! Only to turn them over again when we lose the next year! It's not like we don't know HOW to riot, we just really suck at when we do it! I mean, if you're gonna do it, do it over something big, right? Anyway, I'm done. Comment if you think I'm wrong, even though I make a pretty good point here. I'm outta here.*
PETER: Thank you Jesus!
*Up in HEAVEN*
JESUS: No, no, no...actually, it was...
BUDDHA: *Sigh* It's alright, I'm used to it.
* = That was mild sarcasm just now.
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