Alright, I haven't updated in a while, and I know that if I don't do this every once in a while, then I get messages sayiing that I don't update enough. So here goes. I was really going to update this thing last weekend, but I got unusually drunk on Saturday, and was in no shape to do anything, let alone write complete sentences, on Sunday. Then during the week, there was the whole "studying for finals" thing during the week, so...ya know. It's not like I can sit down and type shit out. So Saturday...interesting story. I go out, and don't really plan on drinking that much, but just on the off-chance that I don't have anything to drink there, I bring a little one-liter bottle of Mountain Dew, with some stuff mixed in. Well...that didn't really last long, because I got bored, started sipping on it...and drank almost half of a fifth of alcohol in ROUGHLY 30 minutes. I don't really remember what I did for the rest of that night, but I WAS able to piece it together from random accounts. Apparently they found me in the backyard when I was asleep on the porch. Before that, I hit on my roommates girlfriend from freshman year...in front of her boyfriend. Luckily, I was drunk and could chalk it up to that, so there was no awkwardness between us after that, so that was cool. So I got finals this week, and then I go home. I'm not overly excited about going home. I mean, it's not like I'm not looking forward to it, I mean I do have all of my stuff there, and I don't have to go to class, but still. Christmas kind of gets on my nerves. It's not that I don't like buying stuff for people, it's just that really it's one of those things where people get all pissed off, and they chalk their douchebaggery up to "Hey, it's the holidays! I'm stressed!" No, you're a dick, and you can blame it on the holiday. Plus, it's the whole thing that my sister has a fiance and they'll be over, and my brother through some cruel twist of fate has a girlfriend...so that's gonna be getting on my nerves. On the plus side, I can come back up here during the break if I want to, which I will on New Years Eve, because I'm kind of the D.D. for the New Years Eve party for whatever party is up here. It's not like I'm doing this out of the kindness of my heart only, I'm doing this because I'm getting $30 for doing it...so go me. Anyway, That's about it...I'm just about out of stuff to write, so I'm outta here. *KRUSTY SPEAKS SPANISH, CROWD GETS PISSED* KRUSTY: What? What did I say? BUMBLEBEE MAN: You said you would vomit on their graves! KRUSTY: Ohhhhhhhh! So THAT'S why my maid quit.