So they're finally done arguing over who is going to be showing NASCAR races on television in Detroit and Michigan overall, and I for one could not be happier. For a while it looked like no races would be shown on regular television, but I think I speak for all regular, 18-24 year old males in the midwest with all their teeth who don't have a creepy affection for flannel and words like "y'all", when I say "Drive on at last! Drive on at last! Thank God Almighty, drive on at last!" You see, television had taken everything it could from young people. Music videos on MTV, good halftime shows with nudity in them, and, finally, coming very close to taking away our NASCAR. They announced that they would not only be showing more races on television, but that they would also be scheduling more races in Michigan, which has a lot of importance to me, because if there's anything more important than NASCAR to people in Detroit...I don't want to know it. I'm just glad they are going to be showing more races on television now. It was weird to walk through the back alleys of inner-city Detroit and not here "Fox NASCAR Sunday" coming out of every window. Or kids running down the street saying "Yo, yo! Lap 90 was sweet as fuck!" And I couldn't hear conversations I normally hear in Detroit, like "Yo, my brotha, did you see Dale Earnhardt Jr. drive last night?" And, echoing the sentiments of the entire city, he would say, "Yo, man, the driving was fly. The driving was fly." So race on, Jeff Gordon. And, drive faster Jimmie Johnson. And watch those turns Kurt Busch. The inner-city communities and myself are watching. (IN CASE YOU DIDN'T PICK UP ON IT, THIS LAST ENTRY WAS MAJOR SARCASM)