Pancake Whore

Feeling: warm
Oh lord. why did i take a nap! now its 3 am and im still up. and no i'm not drunk. buwhahaha seriously i'm not. Stop yelling. i'm sensitive. haha. so today i worked twelve to eight thirty... i got home ready to make myself stay up until i passed out.. and i took a nap. dammit now i have too much energy and i couldn't fall asleep. Mmmmm tomorrow is Sunday.. weeeee in true texas style.. YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM TEXAS WHEN... You measure distance in minutes You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. The local papers covers national and international news on one page but requires 6 pages for sports. You find 90 degrees F "a little warm." You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas. You know whether another Texan is from southern, middle, or northern Texas as soon as they open their mouth A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. You notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance . . . Hotter water comes from the cold water tap than the hot one . . . It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is moving on the streets . . . You actually burn your hand opening the car door . . . You have had this conversation: "You wanna Coke?" "Yep" "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper." ******* 4 am. dammit im awake. why the hell did i take a nap. im dumb, well i dont know what to do to get myslef to just slip away. i need to write. 4:15 am i'm going to the beach.
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Damn I'm from Texas. Except I can't describe the accents of all Texans.

I lived there for a good part of my life since my Daddy is in the military. But, yeah, once you get to Maryland, you no longer understand the meaning "Summer" You know HOT AS HELL and COLD AS SHYT! lol. It's either one or the other. You grow to miss Texas.
Bonnie Scotland. No, they're not bad at all. But the problem is, they're not the problematic ones, I am.
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I miss the beach.
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The one I miss was a pretty shitty beach, but it was my beach, and now it's so far away. Alas.
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My status as unemployable means I didn't have the finances to pay rent for the summer and so must reside at home for the meantime.
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Awwww, but I'm not Texican... or mexican for that matter. =(
Hey, can I be an honorary mexican?! =D
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