Stupid Quotes "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Ad in the "Missoulian" by Orange Street Food Farm "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness." - Alicia Silverstone, Actress "How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby." - Anonymous Manufacturer "This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time." - Anonymous Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL "During the scrimmage, Tarkanian paced the sideline with his hands in his pockets while biting his nails." - AP report describing Fresno State basketball coach Jerry Tarkanian "Two grand slams in a week - man, that's seven or eight ribbies right there." - Bill Madlock, Baseball broadcaster "You guys line up alphabetically by height." - Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl." - Bill Peterson, football coach "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer Mistranslation Actual Signs That We Have Found ======================== A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands. At a car dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment. At A Laundry Shop: How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory? At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner. At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel. At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak. At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout. At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows. At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition. At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents? At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place. At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be. At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist. Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs. Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet....Miss a car payment. Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted. Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose? English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating. Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear! In a Beauty Shop: Dye now! In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want. In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional. In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you. In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs. In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here. In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges. In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed. In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness. In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor. In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out. In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks. In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday. In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends. In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager. In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action. In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves. In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels. In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up. In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour! In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan. In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay! In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken. In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car. In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait. In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home. In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished. In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work. In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here? Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop. Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day. Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs. On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left. On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs. On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive. On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber. On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship. On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push. On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin. On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed. On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.) On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut. On a roller coaster: Watch your head. On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff. On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable. On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts. On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot. On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card... On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you. On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte. On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et. On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission. On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques. Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome. Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1. Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people. Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming. Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner. Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak. Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak. Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed. Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you. This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to. Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber. International Signs (Mis-Translations) ======================================== Acapulco hotel sign: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. Athens Hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 daily. Athens, Greece hotel: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily. Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. Bangkok dry cleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man. Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push botton for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty. Copenhagen airline ticket office: WE take your bags and send them in all directions. Czechoslovakian tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours--we guarantee no miscarriages. Denmark: in a Copenhagen airline ticket office: We take your bags and send them in all directions. Finnish washroom faucet: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. German/Austria: a sign in a hotel catering to skiers read Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension. German/Germany: in a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. Germany's Black forest sign: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose. Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courageous, efficient self-service. Hong Kong tailor shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. Istanbul hotel corridor sign: Please to evacuate in hall especially which is accompanied by rude noises. Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub. Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. Japanese information booklet about a hotel air conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of war in your room, please control yourself. Kyushi, Japan Detour sign: Stop: Drive Sideways. Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. London department store: Bargain basement upstairs. London office: After tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. Majorcan shop entrance: English well talking. Majorcan shop entrance: Here speeching American. Moscow hotel lobby across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday. Moscow hotel room door: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it. Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar. Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk. Rhodes tailor shop: Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation. Roman doctor's office: Specialist in women and other diseases. Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time. Sweden: in the window of a Swedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin. Swiss mountain inn: Special today -- no ice cream. Thailand: an ad for donkey rides asked Would you like to ride on your own ass?. Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts. Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please not to read this notice. Tokyo shop: Our nylons cost more than common, but you’ll find they are best in the long run. Vienna hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Vienna, Austria hotel: In case of fire, do your utmost to alarm the hotel porter. Yugoslavia: a sign in a hotel read The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. Turn to her straightaway. Yugoslavia: in the Europa Hotel, in Sarajevo, you will find this message on every door: Guests should announce the abandonment of theirs rooms before 12 o'clock, emptying the room at the latest until 14 o'clock, for the use of the room before 5 at the arrival or after the 16 o'clock at the departure, will be billed as one night more.. Zurich hotel: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose. Silly Quotes "Treat me like an angel and I'll be your lil' devil." Crazy is a relative term in my family! Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich. "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away." "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to." Procrastinate now, don't put it off. Boys make good pets! Princess in training! At least I can still smoke in my car Caution, Blind Man Driving. "Never think about the mistakes you made. Think about the mistakes you will make." All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day! "To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail."-Michael Jordan "No BLOOD no foul." "Life's an Ocean, Sail It" "We are going to rip off your testicles.......and slash your tires." - Nip Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you! I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. Half the people you know are below average. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film! 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up. All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. OK, so what's the speed of dark? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. I intend to live forever -- so far, so good. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. What happens if you get scared half to death twice? My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. The problem with the Gene pool is there arn't any lifeguards (hillbillies) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~ Drive carefully, 90% of people are accidents. "Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming." "don't drink and drive you might spill your beer" If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough Love is like a rose in winter, only the strong survive Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs. I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life. "Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road." I'm scared to fall in love, scared to fall fast, because everytime i fall in love.....it never seems to last Silence is silver, but music is gold... Lifes Tough, get a helmet! loved by some, hated by many, envied by most, yet wanted by plenty! "I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." Constipated People Don't Give A crap. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer. The Earth Is Full - Go Home. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult. If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away? Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway. Illiterate? Write For Help Honk If Anything Falls Off. Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit. You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now! I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph. Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut? Ax Me About Ebonics. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel. Boldly Going Nowhere. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost? GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A BLONDE. All Men Are Animals; Some Just Make Better Pets. "POLITICIANS & DIAPERS BOTH NEED TO BE CHANGED, AND FOR THE SAME REASON" "i'm not tailgating, i'm keeping up with the pace car" Roadhead cures Roadrage... Tell your girlfriend I said thanks " WARNING: in case of rapture, this car will be driverless. " normal people worry me you say physco like it's a bad thing those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do This delinquent is having sex with your honor student. Save the environment...plant a Bush back in Texas. "Your faith in yourself is all you will ever have. Don't let anyone take it away from you ever." ~ Holly Marie Combs don't regret doing things, regret getting caught None of us are virgins, life has screwed us all "my tears for you are like dark chocolate- bitter sweet and probably no good for me." "it takes a player to shoot a shot.. but it takes a team to win a game " - penny anae everyone in life has a purpose, even if its to serve as a BAD EXAMPLE Anger is one letter short of danger. One death is one too many. Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams. If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over. Lots of things change...lots of them don't...but the fact that I love you...that will always stay the same. "I'm going to live life or die trying" im sugar and spice and everything nice if u wanna mess with me u better think twice "We are the music makers and we are the dreamers of dreams." "We didn’t lose.....we just ran out of time"~unknown "Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license." "You will be aroused by a shampoo comercial."--Homer J. Simpson If you die, I'll kill you!" There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day. Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away. The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept. "Find a guy that adores you and not one that you adore!!" MOM Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself. Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be "Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!" "Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.". They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?. "When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!". Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. Love is like heaven but hurts like hell. " Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information". You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson. "Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea" "I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous "Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'" Roses are red, violets are blue, please flush the toilet, after you. "Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle." "When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown "I'll kill you until you die!!" "They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush" "I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!" "Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter." "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" "The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus" "I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose" "Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it." "I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states" "A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation" "It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"! I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie!! "There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie! Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast! Consciousness- that annoying time between naps Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them "Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that another man looking at her ass" I love him, O yes I do, He's for me, not for you, And if by chance you take my place, I'll take my fist and smash your face! "God made mud, God made dirt, God made guys so girls could flirt!" Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons! For you are crunchy And taste good with ketchup Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright! "Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died" Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright! "Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died" Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright! It takes 42 muscels to smile, so instead pick up your middle finger and say bite me in a bitchy tone! Every morning is the dawn of a new error Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS I can see clearly now, the brain is gone... Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved Dain bramaged Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster Access denied--nah nah na nah nah! Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO A repair shop: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) A Laundromat: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHING WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT All your base are belong to us May the smile on your face Come straight from your heart Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry Maybe this world is another planet's hell A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement. You can't cheat an honest man One slip, and down the hole we fall It seems to take no time at all Does the noise in my head bother you? I know a million ways To always pick the wrong thing to say I must be an acrobat To talk like this and act like that Every rose has its thorn. Sister Luck is screaming somebody else's name It's no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help It's no secret that a liar won't believe in anyone elser "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by." - Douglas Adams. "Unus, sed leo!" [One, but a lion!] - Aisopos (Fabulae 194). "»Stay« is a charming word in a friend's vocabulary." - Bronson Allcott. "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry. "Committee - a group of men who keep minutes and waste hours." - M. Berle. "Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair." - George Burns. "An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less." - Nicholas Murray Butler. "Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake." - W.C. Fields. "When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?" - Douglas Gauck. "If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." - J.P. Getty. "When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities." - Matt Groening. "I'm gonna live forever, or die trying." - Joseph Heller (Catch 22). "Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand." - Benny Hill. Life without danger is a waste of oxygen. I fought the lawn, and the lawn won! Life in a vacuum sucks You'll get what's coming to you ... Unless mailed Two wrongs are only the beginning. You're only young once; you can be immature f'ever. "Suicide Hotline...please hold." All work and no play, will make you a manager. As I said before, I never repeat myself. A diplomat thinks twice before saying nothing.. Computer Lie #1: You'll never use all that disk space. Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up. Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect. Just what part of "NO" didn't you understand...? hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY? Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS. ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. Conserve energy... fart in a jar Girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either. There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't. There are 3 kinds of people in this world...those you want things to happen, those that make things happen, and those who just wonder what the hell happened! Gravestones Here lies, All cold and hard, The last damn dog, That pooped in my yard! Liberty, Humanity, Justice, Equality Susan Brownell Anthony (Mount Hope Cemetery; Rochester, New York) The mortal remains of Ethan Allen, fighter, writer, statesman, and philosopher, lie in this cemetery beneath the marble statue. His spirit is in Vermont now. Ethan Allen (Greenmount Cemetery; Burlington, Vermont) Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember. Eve Arden (Westwood Memorial Park; Westwood, California) He thinketh no evil Henry Ward Beecher (Green-Wood Cemetery; Brooklyn, New York). "That's All Folks!" The Man of a Thousand Voices Mel Blanc (Hollywood Memorial Park; Hollywood, California) Truth and History. 21 Men. The Boy Bandit King -- He Died As He Lived. William H. Bonney "Billy the Kid" (Fort Sumner Cemetery; Fort Sumner New Mexico). Sleep with a smile. Sammy Cahn (Westwood Memorial Park; Westwood, California) My Jesus Mercy Alphonse Capone (Mt. Carmel Cemetery; Chicago, Illinois) - Britney Spears, Pop Singer