Famous Last Words Noo these windows are ok to lean on. Don’t worry it has airbags. Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep. One time at band camp. No, he doesn’t bite?. Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel. I can pass this guy. My brakes are fine. Nice doggy. I think it's trying to communicate... "Homicidal Tendencies"? Hey, you're Eminem, aren't you? "Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital." "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." -- Western Union internal memo, 1876. "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" -- David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. "So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" -- Apple Computer Inc. founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's personal computer. "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." -- Drillers whom Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist in his project to drill for oil in 1859. "No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris." -- Orville Wright. "Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value." -- Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure de Guerre. "It's a dud! It's a dud! It's a du...". "Don't touch the red button!" Gee, that's a cute tattoo. It's fireproof. What does this button do? So, you're a cannibal. Are you sure the power is off? Pull the pin and count to what? Which wire was I supposed to cut? I wonder where the mother bear is. I've seen this done on TV. These are the good kind of mushrooms. . I'll hold it and you light the fuse. You look just like Charles Manson Let it down slowly. OK, I'll go ahead and make your day. This doesn't taste right. I can make this light before it changes I can do that with my eyes closed look ma! no hands! Hey that's not a violin. Don't be so superstitious. Now watch this. "Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader "A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk "Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie "And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..." "I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer "Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley "How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect "No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'" "Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden "How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek "Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?" "Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!" "Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!" Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now. Let's split up, we'll cover more ground. I dunno, press the button and find out. Hello, is anyone home? Oops. Don't worry, it's not contagious. Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing? Trust me, I know what I'm doing. He can't hear us, he's miles away I'll be right back. I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind. Don't worry, we outnumber them. Hey, what the hell??! Hey, what's that beeping sound? I'm sure it's just the wind. Of course it's safe! No, this tribe is peaceful! No, I'm sure they cleaned out this mine field years ago. Safety harness? Wait, I thought he was with you! What greencard? Hey, what's this switch? Don't move, you'll trip the sensors. Yes, I'm single. No, this cannot be, I am invincible! So, you're sure this isn't loaded? Calm down, of course I disarmed it! What, I never signed any organ donor papers! Well, it can't get any worse! C'mon! This CAN'T be the self-destruct button. If it was, they wouldn't leave it lying around like this where anyone could push it! Don't worry, they'll never find us in here! William, is that you? They can't hit us at this range! All you have to do is connect these two wires. There's only one way to find out... Hey, when it comes to driving on snow and ice, I'm the best there is. These pills are awfully small.. I'll take a few more to be sure they work. Stupid safety labels... No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time. Watch, I'll prove it! Blast off! Nah, they're blanks. Speaking of lost, where are we? Wheeeeeeeeee! I know this great shortcut we can take. Is that what I think it is? What? Everyone knows the Titanic is unsinkable. For God's sake, Kris, it was just a cheesecake No, no, no, let me fix it!