[35] IM BACK, yo

by xgetxnakedx
Application To Be Crystal's Boyfriend
What is your name? How do you know me? Why do you want to be my boyfriend? Are you a man whore? A nympho? Do you smoke cigarettes? Ganja? Cocaine? Heroin? Favorite Beer? Favorite Liquor? Are you an ass, boob, or leg man? What is your best feature? What are your plans for your future? How many other girlfriends have you had? What are some of your favorite bands? What is your favorite movie? Who is your hero? Are you close to your family? Do you like dogs? cats? monkeys? Do you play the silent treatment game? Whats your favorite non alcoholic drink? Favorite food? Can you cook? Would you cook for me? What is your favorite tv show? Do you like to travel? Do you like the sun? Would you play in the rain with me? Are you spontaneous? Would you take me to Red Lobster? What if you took me to Red Lobster and there was a long waiting line and you didn't want to wait, but I did. Would you stay and wait? Or make me eat the buffet at Ponderosa? If I really wanted to see the fireworks on the 4th of July and you really wanted to go get stoned with your friends, what would you choose? Do you answer your phone and return missed calls regularly? Are you clean? What kind of cologne do you wear? Boxers or Briefs? Sleep alone or with someone? Would you watch my girly shows with me? Do you admitt when you are wrong and appoligize? If you made me cry would u surprise me with flowers? Would you freak out on me because I have guy friends? Would you go shopping with me or sit in the car? Do you HAVE to get wasted every weekend or would you make time to just be with me? Do you like to dance? Are you outgoing or shy? Do you workout? What kind of girls are you typically attracted too? Do you like Marilyn Manson? Would you be freaked out if I told you I have dreams about him? Are you kinky? handcuffs? whips? screaming? Or are you more romantic? Rose petals? candles? soft and sensual? Do you brush your teeth regularly? Do you sleep alot? Like to go to concerts? Like country? rap? Favorite Color? Piercings? Tattoos? Are you on medication for depression or anxiety? Are you bipolar? If im hungry what would you do? Do you wear girl pants? Are you the guy that will screw anyone? Do you like me with long hair or short hair? Dark hair or light hair? If I asked you to NOT smoke pot for me for one night, could you do it? If you smoke will you please not blow the smoke near me? Do you do pills? Will you please not kiss me right after you had a cig? Would you shower with me? Can I shave your balls? Your face? Are you a cheater? A whiner? Do you cry alot? Do you get angry alot? Punch walls? Ever stalk a girl? Throw rocks at her window? Are you good at Math? Are you artistic? In a band? A poet? Would you write me a poem? Do you wash your face before you go to bed? Sleep with the tv on or off? Do you eat breakfast? Would you be mad that I am obsessed with Bert McCracken? Would you play power hour with me? Would u get mad if I got drunk after 20 minutes? Are you good at beer pong? Do you like beer pong? Would you be my partner? Do you party alot? Are you a pervert? Do you go to IUP? Because I would prefer that you do. Or else that you have a car and will come see me. Do you wear contacts? Any brothers or sisters? Would you get mad at me if I bent over and my crack was hangin out? Would you tell i wasnt fat if I asked you? Do you like radiohead? How about Dane Cook? Would you be offended if i called you a douche? fucker? Do you have any std's? Do you like cheese? Do you moisturize? Play any sports? Play hard to get? If I wanted dairy queen would u get it for me? Would you play hopscotch with me? Would u give me a horsieback ride? Mind if i pick my nose? Get mad if I dont sit with my legs crossed? Do you like deftones? Do you like to talk about life? Would you talk about it with me? Are you political? Do you like finding nemo and shark tale? Are you an Italian stallion? Do you brag about how good you are in bed? DO you have a small wang? and last but not least... in 10 sentences or more tell me why YOU should be my boyfriend.
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hehe thats funny, i like ur nose ring <333
ok, a lot of questions...

I only actually saw you online, and wanted to ask about your sit-diary name...
[bob]
you sure it was random?
:(

oh well, I still like it:)
[bob]
lmao, I should answer all those questions some time for fun.
...But I won't have any time to do that for a while.

Anyway, to get your friends back, go to Preferences, then at the top there should be a button that says "restore friends" or something like that.

Hopefuly that'll get them back. =)
No problem. =)
wow, it's been a long time haha.

what's up? how are things with you? all that good stuff
sometimes i have wet dreams about you
I LOVE Dane Cook. He's the man. And i have the smallest wang you've ever seen. no joke. (i figure any man that says he has a small wang has to rock) and.......... i dont have any STD's. so yeah.... that's all the questions i remember. I love you though!