Been like, a week since I did an update on here, and I know how THRILLED everybody is that I'm writing something else on here, so I'll humor whoever reads this and put a lil somethin' somethin' on here. I'm doing the fraternity thing now...fun stuff. Basically, for six weeks, you're the frat bitch, so you have to do everything that they tell you to do. They say that you have to have a huge amount of confidence in yourself to do something like this, but really you don't. All you need to do is know what you're going to do and when you're going to do it and you just have a few drinks before that, and you're all set. Tomorrow I have to get over to the frat house and clean up all of the stuff over there for some drinking game tournament that they're having over there the next day. Since I'm a "pledge", I can't go, but if I do go, I can't go by myself, if I go I have to bring a date, and I don't feel like going through the trouble of being shot down this week, so I'm just gonna hold off on that. I mean, I don't exactly have a car, so I can't ask somebody out, 'cause then the pickup line would end with "Great! Can you drive?" And I'll tell you...you wanna be cool, use THAT line...women are gonna come to you in DROVES after that. I'm being sarcastic of course. If you couldn't tell that...that's just fuckin' sad. I don't know, it's not all bad for the fraternity thing, they're letting me off for a couple of nights when I'm doing stand-up, but it's not like they have a choice, I mean, if I don't do those, I don't get money, I don't pay for the dues, so either way...they're fucked. Alright, I'm bored and tired, so I'm out of here. Later. MASON: GOD WOMAN! I'D DRIVE A WOODEN STAKE THROUGH YOUR HEART, BUT I DON'T THINK ANYTHING WOULD KILL YOU!!