Alright, I'm apparently supposed to update this thing more often, but I don't think that I really do enough shit during the week to get this updated that often, BUT just to keep certain people happy, I'll at least attempt to update this thing every other day, but if I'm busy or really haven't done shit, then I probably will avoid writing in it for a while just so it doesnt get like, repetitive and shit. I'm not really doing anything right now because its 4:30 in the morning, and there isnt anything to do, so I'm just sitting in my room drawing, writing, and listening to some Tenacious D and Beastie Boys (boy theres two extremes for ya). I dont know, with the whole writing/drawing thing, I've heard girls so for like, guys with some depth to them or somethin, but if I had to guess, I would still stick with my tried and true theory its really a lot more about looks or however intoxicated you/they are. (I'm kidding of course, I'm not saying you should definately hook up with someone if you/they're hammered, I'm just saying it levels the playing field a lil bit is all) Anyway, I'm thinking about looking for another job, I'm really getting bored and annoyed with my job now, so I would just as soon find somewhere else to work or something else to do. I should probably just win the lottery, piss all the money away in like, a year, and then just look for a job after that. I don't care how much it is, $3mil, $5mil, $20mil, I haven't had money for a while, so I'd just go all MC Hammer and spend it like its going out of style. First off, I'd hire the dudes from Pimp My Ride to live like, a block away from me, so that way whenever I wanna add something to the car I have now, I'll just call them up, keep them on like, payroll so they'd like work for me. Oh yeah, and then I'd probably have to give some money to like, charity or something just so I don't look totally heartless. I mean, I give like, $5 total to those dudes ringing the bells outside of stores around Christmas, but thats on a Stock Monkey pay, so I guess the more you make, the more you should probably end up giving out. But anyway, after watching the Pistons game (They won by 4 in the 2nd-lowest scoring playoff game ever), and having been up since 11am, I'm officially wiped. Later CUSTOMER: Cute cat, whats its name? CLERK: Annoying Customer. CUSTOMER: Fuck you! I'm not shopping here anymore! (Customer runs out) CLERK: (Runs to the door) Hey, you can't rent here anymore!