Completely Useless Advice

Why is it that people give actual advice when you're sure about something, but then the second that you need honest to goodness advice on a topic, all you get is some anecdotal bullshit that you could have thought up yourself. Believe it or not people, "Well, just forget about it" and "Cheer up" are not pieces of advice. They're much more annoying ways of saying "Turn that frown upside down!" I mean, everybody gives you a piece of their mind when you don't want it, but when you really do need to hear what you should really do, you get nothin'. It's not that so many major things have been happening, its just a lot of little things that kinda build up to the point where it creates a big thing. The muffler on my car fell off...literally, fell off, so I have to get that fixed. I don't have any money right now, which means that I don't have a car which means that I don't have a way to look for a job since there's no way to get there. So in addition to no job, and no car, which also means no money, there's this stupid event thing coming up for the fraternity where you have to get a date, which I always, ALWAYS hate having to do because even though I'm a great "friend", getting dates is never my strong point. Because I'm a smart-ass, people don't know when I'm joking or not, so when I asked someone if they wanted to go, I didn't get a yes or a no, which would have been fine, I can take it, but they laughed, and theres two things a guy doesn't want to hear at a time like that: laughing, and the "awww" sound...and I woulda preferred the second one. So I picked up what was left of my motivation, came back to my place. And for all I get on the case of people (they know who they are) who do stuff like cut when they think that things aren't going their way, it's not like I'm perfect. The first thing I did when I came back was open up a beer and just basically sat around, which isn't a smart way to deal with shit like that, but at least it beats having to dwell on it all the time. Anyway, that's all I got, and this is actually a little longer than these entry things usually are, so, there ya go.
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I give you a piece of my mind all the time not just when you want or need it.

I'm glad that you didn't say something about my emoness for once. I'm glad that you're actually agreeing with me on something, even if it is my emoness and shit. I can't believe that its taken four years to finally get you to notice something that I don't just see. Wait that didn't make any sense but hopefully you understood it because that would suck if you didn't