i worked at 6:30 this morning. i had to clean the men and women's restrooms. it was gross. i spend too much time on here.. what ive learned from working at marsh: -people are disgusting (not just in their bathroom habits but in the food they buy too, like lunch meat w/ little flecks of american cheese in it) -if you run over a customer's foot w/ the service cart you probably wont get a tip. -people are incredibly lazy when it comes to putting carts or things they dont want back where they belong or even carrying out their own goddamn groceries (people will put a cart next to the cart corral but not take the 3 seconds to actually push it in, which would make my job signifgantly easier) -40 yearold women should not come in sports bras not matter how in shape they are..and over weight women should not come in wearing nothing but a bikini top and short cutoffs -women are annoying; they are the ones who buy a shitload of groceries at once, insist you bag in paper and thrust a wad of coupons at you half of which are invalid. -small children are obnoxious -customers dont like it when you forget to scan their coupons/fresh idea card and they have to go up to the front office to get it fixed -people are rude when theyre in a hurry -women are more likely to tip baggers, esp. the ones wearing age-inappropriate clothing (some of them invite the male baggers to join them at the pool later) -even people in escalades hummers and bmws dont tip -ive also begun to be able to predict which car belongs to which customer; the older lady who buys metamucil and centrum silver probably is in the cadillac w/ yay america bumperstickers; the bleached blonde 30-something anorexic looking woman who buys low carb everything probably drives the hummer. -it would be incredibly easy to buy cigarettes (no one ever cards)