maybe we could get along a little better if you were capable of respecting my privacy. i mean why should i bother to sit and "have a conversation" if you will just go snoop around in my bedroom and read about my life anyway? you have taken away the one productive outlet for my bullshit teen angst. way to go. in case you are reading this too, here is everything you ever wanted to know about my life. hopefully it is exciting enough for you. i secretly hate you i am pregnant i am bulmic i am annorexic i cut myself i am a lesbian i am addicted to sex i meet old men online and have sex with them in hotels i have frequent suicidal urges i like to harm small animals i shoplift i shoot up heroin weekly. i am long past pot, and shrooms. i am an alcoholic i am running a meth lab out of our garage i am one of those sububan teen prostitutes they talked about on oprah