1. Sell drugs to under aged teenagers who don’t know anything about profit or value. 2. Mooch off of parents. 3. Mooch off of friends. 4. Mooch from just about everybody if you can. 5. During holidays dress up and pretend to collect donations for sickly children. 6. Steal from the donation boxes that are trying to help sickly children. 7. Sell parts of your body you don’t need on the black market. 8. Cut off parts of a hobo’s body to sell on the black market. 9. Create an underground hobo fight club to rig fights so you win big money. 10. Train an army of monkeys to roam the streets and thieve for you. 11. Steal from the rich and from the poor to give to yourself. 12. Pretend you’re a hippie and sell “organic” merchandise to stupid vegans who are so deprived of proteins they’re brain is starting to eat itself. 13. Rob elderly people every chance you get. 14. Pretend your on crack to distract others while your accomplice robs the place empty. 15. Perform at birthday parties with your musical routine of “arm farts” charging a ridiculous amount. 16. Sell your self-respect and dignity by stripping on webcam for deprived balding men in return for things you want. (works best if your underage, 13-17) 17. Go around town collecting change and money off the ground that people drop. 18. Pretend you’re blind and ask for donations on street corners. 19. Take pictures of your partner and sell them on the internet. 20. Sell your body to scientists who want to perform tests that are less than ethical.