Does anybody ever bother to analyze the kind of garbage Disney is enforcing on our children with their “family entertainment” movies? I mean really, does it even occur to parents watching the movie with their child what kind of life lessons they’re being taught? Apparently the answer is no, as most of them are to preoccupied laughing at the innuendo. Strange how a small gesture can keep the adult distracted long enough for Disney to brain wash children into thinking there’s such thing as an Arian race. That’s right; Disney is a suggestive subliminal messaging corporation leftover from Hitler designed to train the younger generations into further spreading this idea. Let’s analyze a couple so you have some understanding as to what I’m talking about. The Beauty and the Beast, there’s an all white movie loaded with good moral values. One particular one, “don’t make fun of ugly people, they might make you look ugly too”. Have you ever noticed that? No life lesson is complete without a consequence. They try scaring children into doing the right thing, not because of the rewarding experience but because bad things will happen to them if they don’t. OOOO, scary superstitious bullshit. But I digress, more about the all white club this beast kept as servants. How many people honestly kept expensive white servants in the late 18th century when there were plenty of cheap black slaves to do all the same work? Fuck no! Blacks can’t be in this movie, it’s purely designed for white bourgeoisie families who like to shelter their child from the real world. I can’t stand Disney; they pollute every decent story with their stupid American philosophies completely diluting any chance the child had of seeing another culture. Enlightened ideas were a brand new thing, change is slow people, and women like Belle didn’t have that many rights and were beyond disobeying a man’s orders. I don’t need to say much about Pocahontas. They’ve tricked children into thinking it’s cute to kill and steal the natives land because small fury animals are having a good time throughout the whole movie. No joke, that’s why those animals are there, to entertain kids and let them know it doesn’t bother nature at all to push a native culture out of its homeland, fuck I hate Disney! Its times like these I’m glad someone thought of the flamethrower. Wouldn’t that be a great idea, setting all those self-serving, pretentious republicans aflame? Or better yet, burned at the stake, we haven’t had that in awhile. Doesn’t suicide make you happy? I know it does for me. I love to know there are self-indulgent and wholly conceited people who end there live. Why? Because I was raised as a good wholesome North American, I know where I get my values. I was taught that suicide is an attention grabber. You know, because these people aren’t getting enough attention and love to be the main attraction. I was also taught not to be conceited because that’s bad. It’s bad because people in the past have taken to much interest in being self-interested that they end up exploiting people to better they’re own lives. So I’ve concluded by common knowledge that conceited people killing themselves off isn’t such a bad thing. Why should we stop them? Wouldn’t it make more sense to have interventions where you actually suggest suicide? “Larry, we hate to tell you this, but you’re conceited.” “No I’m not, I can quit whenever I want!” “I’m sorry but we may have to kill you.” “No! You can’t there must be something I can do?” “Well you could kill yourself, save us the hassle.” “By god you’re right! That’s the perfect solution. Wow, am I ever glad I had you guys to help.” Then he proceeds to die. I have another more subliminal reason why I like it when people are committing suicide. It lets me know everything is starting to fall apart. I first heard about this concept in science class. It’s called Entropy, it’s the natural decay of anything organized. It happens all throughout the universe. I immediately took a liking to this idea, and for me suicide is one of the many signs that society is collapsing; splitting at the seams. You can see it too can’t you? All the unhappy people, all the confusion, I love it when things fall apart. Don’t you? I wish there was more I could contribute to make it happen faster. Then I realize there is! Alcohol! It has such a great history of names, the root of all evil, the nectar of the Gods, booze, brews, juice, sauce, moonshine, brewskis. Can you believe there are companies willing to sell this drug, even though all it does is corrupt the population? I love them for it, I’m glad it destroys societies and families. We could do with some change. A society is just like water, if you don’t keep it moving and rolling it gets stagnant. You know, flies, shit, tadpoles, shopping carts. It gets kind of brown and unsightly with a smell to match. Not healthy. So encourage your kids to drink, excessively. I know I do, I drink for a better tomorrow. I drink because entropy needs some help. Society is filled with turds and needs to be drained, let’s get some fresh water into the system. Let’s get loaded for a new tomorrow! If you’d like to contribute even more too social degradation, drink and drive. I however could do more but I am unwilling to do that much damage to my body. This goes out to all you heavy drug addicts, shoot, snort and lick for a better tomorrow, remember the faster we collapse this government the sooner we can have somebody else fucking us. Let’s face it we’re sluts, we like someone different to fuck us around every couple of years. It’s why we went from a monarchy to democracy. The king took too long to die and most of the time his son was the same as his father. With an elected parliament we get a choice of who’s doing us up the ass, and a lot of the time we get the choice of how hard they’re doing it to us. Man I love this country, but boy I’m getting tired of it. I hate instant messengers. Not only have they reduced the literacy of our great nation, they’ve spawned a sacrilege to love. An internet relationship! That’s right folks; people are falling in love with people that don’t even live in the same province/state or in extreme cases countries. How the hell do you fall in love with text on a monitor? In the case of a webcam and microphone, how do you cross the barrier of distance to touch them, or even be with them? I thought at first this was teenage bullshit designed to improve their self-esteem, like an imaginary friend only you could cyber sex with it. I was wrong, full grown adults do it too! Dear God! Then to my dismay I came across an internet marriage site, thankfully it wasn’t legally binding. What I find entertaining about this is that they entertain each other with thoughts of actually meeting. How drole. Why would anyone waste hundreds of dollars to go visit a person for the first time you think you’re in love with? I certainly wouldn’t do it, fuck that! I have people like you at home. You can’t fool me with that garbage of loving me and you’re such a great person. Lying over the internet is surprisingly easy. Can you imagine how awkward it’d be to actually meet the person you’ve chatted with for months only to find that he/she is just like everyone else at your hometown? If you want to meet new people go places, like outside of your bedroom for starters. After the first couple of steps and adjusting to the searing pain of sunlight on flesh, you’ll come to welcome people. Then for the final step you go visit a different part of your country. Leaving your country to find someone you love isn’t necessary. Stop being an insecure coward looking for a safe relationship to develop with a fictional being. Friends are fine however, they don’t incur countless hours of your life consuming what little time you have on this planet, not like the abstract lover. I wish we would start acting like supreme creatures should. I’d be a whole lot happier with humanity if we did. Random thoughts: Why does the English language like the letter “e” so much? When people decided to start writing English down did they all come to a consensus that the letter “e” was going to be the most popular because it looks the scariest. I think it looks scary. Why do breasts look better in a pink sweater? For some reason I like it when people suffer Why is it that when you see women paired up, they often have the same breast size? If selling is legal and fucking is legal. Why is it illegal to sell fucking? I mean there are worse things than an orgasm that you can give a person. It doesn’t make any economic sense to me. How do people have civil wars? I think they’re trying to trick you. You’re in a war, but let us be civil about it, no one can shoot the officers. Why do they sell pre-destroyed jeans at clothing stores? Are people really that eager too look poor? Doesn’t this defy the idea of going out to buy new jeans to replace your old ones? Why don’t tornados ever hit churches on a Sunday? What’s the deal with airline food, nobody talks about it anymore? Did people suddenly enjoy eating garbage? Wanna know a word I don’t hear to often? Hosiery. I wish I could work it into a daily conversation. I used to know the meaning of life, and then they changed it. I hate the word nice. It’s such a weak word. Just like interesting. Dusting is the best example of how futile it is to make things clean.