Have you ever wondered why people always leave their name and phone number on an answering machine? Have you ever wondered why no matter how many times you remind yourself its Wednesday, you keep thinking its Thursday? Have you wondered if illiterate people play with their alphabets cereal? Have you ever wondered why contest details are always inside the bag? Have you ever wondered why hot dogs are sold in packages of 8 and buns are sold in packages of 6? Have you ever wondered why they call an airport a “Terminal”? Have you ever wondered why you shun cigarettes but drive a car to the corner store? Why is it that people complain about politicians but continue to vote? Have you ever wondered why they let a monster who promotes gluttony stay on show but they kill of two gay people? Have you ever wondered if a box of tic-tac could govern the states better than G. Bush? Why is it that people say “sex sells” when they are all against prostitution? Have you ever wondered why they call it cute when a girl hits a guy and domestic violence when a guy hits a girl? Have you ever wondered why contest always have math skill testing question? Why is it we call it an abortion when humans do it and an omelet for chickens? Why is it that we’re always looking to live longer, but keep finding new ways to kill each other? Have you ever wondered why Feminist never attack MADD for being discriminatory against everyone who isn’t a mother? How come they call it a “non stop flight” when you bought the ticket to stop at your destination? Why is it that the flight attendant has to explain the intricate workings of a belt buckle?