I was casually browsing through a local convenient store minding my own business until - BAM! A gang of extreme Nacho cheese Doritos bags tackled me to the ground robbed me of my money and proceeded to carry me home. After arriving at my home blind folded and bond, I began to feel the wrath of the extreme cheese Doritos. They rammed me in the gut, slammed across my face and bludgeoned my body before forcibly entering my mouth and slide in my stomach. It was the most extreme experience of my life and I was glad I unwillingly spent money on it. If this anecdote were true, extreme marketing would make sense. However like everything else in this world, it's a complete failure. Some times I wonder if marketers have a blind folded chimpanzee with a dart and a wall with a random assortment of words, all applicable to trends. What's so extreme about a snack that rots your innards and is mostly composed of corn meal? It's not a very clever tactic either, any moron can compose a TOTALY mind-blowing sentence meant to RIP into how EXTREME your life is, when all you have to do is BOLD certain words and make it WILDLY INTENSE. This triggered another synapse relay in my brain. Since when did our generation become the extreme generation? Recent studies have shown up to 25% of western civilization is obese. Extreme gluttony is nothing to be proud about and should definitely not be encouraged. However, these products are great for your intense life of couch boarding, channel surfing and not to forget the most extreme and intense of all activities cross country web browsing. Fucking clowns, i'm getting really sick of this extreme shit, so they can extreme suck my balls. I'm not very happy with the thrill seekers either, this is going to be short for two reasons. One, I’m hugely sleep deprived from my week in Petawawa on my military exercise. Two, they actually aren't all that bad they at least do something with their life; too bad it's trivial shit. All of them are constantly looking for a way to risk their life in an attempt to prove how fearless they are or how little they care for life. If any of them were half as extreme as they say they are, they'd join the army and go extreme bullet dodging. Those are the real thrill seekers, the rest are posers. A soldier puts his life on the line more often and in more intense situations then all the dumbass extremists in the world. Not only are they putting their life on the line, but it's for a cause better than, "life's short, live it fast." or some other verbatim spewed from the mouths of these cowards. I'm just waiting for the extreme sport of AID's catching, where all the extreme athletes pay obscene amounts on hookers in an attempt to catch AID's to prove just how extreme they are. I would support this one 100%, especially since I suspect that most of these thrill seekers are gay, or in denial. Well that's all for now, there will be more on things I hate as the world updates me with more of its idiocy. However I pray that God strikes this planet with a meteor before we discover long distance space travel. I fear for the creatures of the universe.