Get ready for some more random hatred because, I’ve discovered a new level of intolerable idiocy. I discovered this while surfing through the numerous blog - the latest acronym for boring, lame, odious, and garbage- spaces on msn. I couldn’t believe how many people posted random shit about their insignificant life! Not only is what they posted esoteric, but it’s incredibly trifling. The three main issues I had with these blogs were, people can’t type, most of the people who wrote their opinions on anything were below the age of reason, and most of these people seem to think taking a nap qualifies as a significant life turning event that has to be recorded incase they get nostalgic. What is so challenging about two extra letters? U wouldn’t think much, but apparently good rhetoric isn’t important to many of the ppl today. U run into a great deal of this shit more often today because our youth is unfortunately going down hill, and fast. Ironically this is y many ppl don’t write the extra two letters needed to make an actual word. It’s faster…Holy Fuck ppl, what’s wrong with taking an extra 5th of a second too type in a complete word? R u really going to save that much time on ur life? Too clearify, u’r already writing about a meaningless event on a public logging server in hopes to get an empty feedback that mirrors your vapid life. This brings us to the next sacrilege of writing. There are many individuals on the internet that feel the urge to rant or flame a specific subject or person. I am one of these people, but where I differ is crucial to why it’s so much better than everyone else’s. Primarily, I am the center of the universe, and being Godly I have infinitely higher credibility than say someone who is 14 years old. Someone who is 14 has little or no right at all to have an opinion, why? This is easy to answer because, children of that age are stupid, ignorant and petty; they are the most susceptible to manipulation and they haven’t had the life experience to honestly formulate any opinions without the aid from an exterior source. Secondly, I choose many topics that are well known to people in expectance that someone may occasionally glance at what I write. My counter-parts do not, they choose specific people in their lives to thrash and burn, this is stupid to do on a blog when it is better accomplished in the person’s face. Advice, if you’re going to do an esoteric piece of work, you should be sure to give a good foundation of whom the person is and why your flame is justified. Thirdly, I read and attempt to expand my vocabulary in an attempt to steer clear of moronic trappings like swearing and slang. Being articulate helps by painting a more insulting but ultimately more pleasant read, than the use of vulgar slang and made up words. There’s nothing more unpleasant than reading fuck every second or third word with a redundancy in between. Ei. “For you goddam, fricken, retarded IDIOTS who can't stop putting gay comments.” This is a direct quote from http://spaces.msn.com/members/goshoveyourself/#toppage, feel free to explore more of his wonderfully vulgar laden pieces of literature. While browsing through peoples WebPages I observed a pattern, a reoccurring theme too many of the blogs. This theme was, “I took a nap”, and I postulated that it couldn’t possible be that universally important, but as the pages kept coming up so did this theme. Makes you wonder what they did all day that they deserved a nap, strange how that information is absent in the blog. I’d consider that reason why far more interesting than the actual fact that you took a nap. I can surmise that these people are probably lazy oafs with so little to do in their lives that they fill that vacant spot with sleep and then log it into their space so they can entertain themselves with just how much of their life they’re actually sleeping away. What these people fail to realize is that people don’t care about how long or how great your nap was, people who view your site want to see an opinion or event that is deserving of the title grandeur. Anyone who posts about a nap they took will immediately make it onto my list of people that should be penciled in for an immediate visit by the angle of death. Don’t care about how I or other people feel about you? Than why bother posting about it at all, it’s clearly not worth the time or effort especially since you don’t want the negative feedback. By now you’ve discovered that I don’t have pet peeves, I have major fucking psychotic hatreds. Many of which can be appreciated by anyone who reads this with an open mind. If you’re offended by this or anything I write, GOOD! It means you’re exactly the group of people that I’m aiming at and you’re giving this away by complaining. If you think this is funny, than you’re intelligent enough to understand the point I’m getting at and I congratulate you for having a sense of humour.