I was scrolling through my list of msn contacts reading the handles when I came across a self-loathing pile of garbage. I immediately thought, "What a sympathy whore!" I fail to see how you’re going to find solace in posting an invitation for underserved sympathy. I also happen to think people you have on your instant messenger aren’t going to be of any help. For the main reason that, if you’re stupid enough to make your handle about a problem you have, your friends are stupid. A suggestion for those of you who hate yourself for something you've done or had done to you, maybe you need a motivational talk with a golf club thirty or forty times to the face. Come on people let’s get our shit together and start solving our own problems without pestering others. Since I’m on a rant about things that piss me off I think I’m going to mention one of the most irritating phrases that I’ve heard from a slew of morons lately. "Well that's just your opinion." this phrase is often used by people who have nothing better say when they disagree with something you said or they're a bunch of spineless pussy who feel everyone has the right to an opinion however ridiculous or ludicrous it is. Lets face it people, some ideas are just plain old stupid. Like astrology, this form of pseudo-science should be banned from the earth before there's an outbreak of stupidity. This disease is contagious and fast becoming an epidemic. Please if you’re suffering from its ailments quarantine yourself or jump into the nearest fire so you don't infect others. You can identify this nasty disease by the following symptoms: you disagree with me, you like alternative music, you think being part of a [insert subculture] makes you unique, you believe in astrology, you believe in angels, you think the matrix is the deepest movie ever made, you strongly believe in communism and lastly if you've read a book on self-help. Environmentalists and vegetarians are on the top of my most hated. They arrogantly believe they can save the planet and all its beautiful creatures because, life is sanctioned. Now, on the surface this sounds very noble and selfless. However, if we look at, how many of these people fail to do, intelligently, we will notice that they don't actually care about the animals and the ecosystem, they care about their personal environment. They don't want to be inconvenienced or be threatened because, they are so gun hoe about living they will do anything to delay or hide the fact of death. Their mission is pointless and futile, observing the long history of MASS EXTINCTIONS that have happened on the planet, some killing off 98-99% of the planets life, a more intelligent person would notice that the life is inevitable and will always find a way of prospering even in some of the most adverse conditions. Which reminds me, if life is sanctioned how come you only preserve the creatures you feel deserve life? I didn't see any people protesting the extinction of small pox, don't they deserve life? I don't see anyone protesting when someone takes penicillin killing off millions upon millions of bacteria that just want to make it in the world. Where's your sympathy and compassion for this life? How many more are you going to kill with your cough syrups and anti-biotic.?! I’m going to petition to SAVE THE GERMS!! This phrase really gets my blood boiling, "have a nice day!" Suddenly, I’m pressured into having a nice day by some pimply faced kid that works at a grocery store. Well fuck you! Maybe I don't want to have a nice day, it's possible that someone died in my family or I’ve got an infected scrotum and you have the audacity to take it upon yourself to tell me to have a nice day. Well I don't need that shit; I’d rather have a shitty day 9 out of 10 times to a nice day. Why? Because you don't have to do anything to have a shitty day, you just have to wake up. There's no pressure in a shitty day, its non shellant. I don't even have to say a thing to get a shitty day. So the next time someone tells you to have a nice day, you tell them "no thanks I had one yesterday, but thanks anyways." There's more to come when I see something that pisses me off and I need to rant.