You ever hear the age old adage “there’s nothing to fear but fear itself”? Well I disagree and so I’m going to make a tribute to all the other things that we can and are afraid of. Dying – death – spiders – snakes – knives – guns – ghosts- the dark – zombies – werewolves – vampires – President Bush – barb wire – black cats – breaking a mirror – AIDS – malaria – HIV – pimples – zits – black heads – belly fat – calories – trans fats – peanuts – wolverines – panthers – lions – tigers – bears – tests – presentations – taxes – Wal-Mart – dark alleys – Crypts – Bloods – Hell’s Angles – rapists – child molesters – serial killers – Christian conservatives – Jehovah’s witness – drunk teens – sober drug addicts – the mod – an angry mob – priests – religion – demons – devils – succubus – monsters under the bed – monsters in the closet – aliens – Donald Trumps hair – Dracula – vampires – boogiemen – bugs – girlfriends – wives – boyfriends – husbands – stalkers – plumber’s butt – drunk drivers – Visigoths – mothers – fathers – mother in laws - terrorists – soccer hooligans – rocket launchers – airplanes – sharks – piranhas – jelly fish – water – electricity – witches - warlocks – old ladies – old men – naked old men – naked old ladies – psychopaths – plastic bags – fire – fast movie vehicles – tornadoes – volcanoes – lava – hurricanes – tsunamis – whirlpools – monkeys - earthquakes – meteors – Alabama – Saddam Hussein – heights – needles – chickens – dust – angina – flowers – bees – asymmetrical things - ventriloquist's dummies – possessed ventriloquist's dummies – toucan sam - bacteria – frogs – ugliness – new things –clowns – circus folk – rabies – prostitutes – pimps – dentists – doctors – the Dutch – long words – ideas – vaginas – penises – failure – hemorrhoids – punishment – colour black – colour white – poetry – being alone – being in a crowd – ants – cockroaches - the number 8 – birds – bald people – acid rain – scabies – school – society – tapeworms – telephones – tyrants – Gods – Cops – The military – Fear.