"No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing?! You burned all the food, the shade... the rum!!" "Yes the rum is gone." "Why is the rum gone?!?!" "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels! Two! That signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me. Do you really think that there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?!" "But why is the rum gone?!?!"