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Name: Catherine Nicknames: biznatch, nunu, cattie, ca tiko, etc Sex Before Marriage? i dont want to get married. Been so drunk you threw up? i hold my alchohol suprisingly well Wanted to hook up with a friend: Yes Cried during a Chick Flick: no, but disney movies are really. really sweet. Had a crush on a teacher: yes, senile old people whos bones are half dust really are my fetish. Prank called someone: of course been on stage: yes and i leaped off in search of my imaginary friend. -----------FAVORITES------------ Shampoo: the 99c suave stuff. it truly rocks. Body wash: i hate creamy body wash. its just gross. the gel kind is better. and soap. Day/Night: I'm either nocturnal or insomniac. the latter runs in teh family. Summer/Winter: Summer (believe it) Union or Confederate: You really thought this out didnt you? Union Like anyone as more than friends: Nyar ------ Friends---- Known the longest of your friends: Jessica who's the loudest: Rebecca. in an entire coliseum full of screaming kids, rebecca gets in trouble for talking. Who's the shyest: i dont have shy friends Who do you go to for advice: i hate advice Who do you cry with: I can't stand it when people cry. ---------IN THE LAST 2 Weeks------------ Cried: ..im not sure Cut your hair: No Worn a skirt: heck fucking no Been mean: not mean just.. nasty Been sarcastic: exclusively Talked to someone you have a crush on?: shut up Missed someone/something: im getting sick of this. Hugged someone: well. someone else hugged me? Fought with your parents: our main form of communication Laughed until you cried: well spencer kind of felt me up and it tickled and was disturbing, so yes, kind of Played Truth or Dare: We tried and it failed. Read a book for fun: well yes, see iwas grounded and had nothing better to do. I also made a thong. -------Do you believe in.....-------- God: Yes, but its funny how science contradicts religion. Love: No, i believe in mating. The Big Bang Theory: its easier to swallow then the whole god and dust theory Heaven/Hell: heaven no. hell. yes. --random questions -- What is your full name? Madame Pantalon Whats the story behind your name?: Well when I was born my parents had this crazy idea to give me a name Backstreet Boys or N Sync?: I thought they were the same people When was the last time you showered?: last night, i was all sticky What was the the last thing that you said online? "poo" What is right next to you?: a window What was the last thing that you ate? a hot dog. my pitiful dinner What is your favorite state?: new york i guess. who cares? im still stuck in this piss soaked hole of georgia How many buddies do you have on your list: 116 and most of them i just obsessively check profiles of What did you do last night?: this question needs to be reworded. What's the best thing that you find attractive about the opposite sex?: testosterone Favorite hair color in the opposite sex : THIS IS OPPOSITE SEX RIGHT?! dark brown Pizza or ice cream?: ice cream. with cone, it is nothign without the cone. Dream car? Something with wheels; IM 14 YEARS OLD DAMMIT What do you want to be when you grow up? What if i never grow up? What if I get fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster and my legs are digested? Are you too shy to ask someone out?: more like too lazy to try and work out a relationship If you could change your name, what would it be?: something annoyingly sweet and innocent but fucked up inside like.. sally. Have you ever been in love? no What will your first son's name be?: i wont have kids, i would be sent to jail for eating them. Do you consider cheerleading a sport?: if it includes tumbling, yes. When's your birthday? april 6 How old will u be?: a year older.. taht is the concept of a birthday.
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who doesnt blame canadians? well cept for them, but i blame them just as much as everyone else, they dont even do much up there, they just play hockey and drink beer, not that thats bad but there some lazy asses, i dunno wat point im tryin to make so im shutting up now, hope ur day is cool.
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