[48] OH FREAKING HELL

oy. I have officially been in the principals office for a full school day in the last 2 weeks. today, the fucking principal took up me and anna [xbloodxfeederx]'s notebook and read it. In there, lets see. I had a list of my top 10 favorite serial killers. Every other word was fuck, cunt, or mother lickign cum guzzler. Yeah. Then, of course, me being the wonderful retard, i went otu of my way to make fun of this pathetic loser named Tommy Champayne, so I decide to pretend to be him and kept a pretend diary. So it went sort of like this- Dear diary, today i went to spencers wiht my parents, but momy and dady got distracted and went into the backroom. they were gigglign alot, so i tried to see what was so funny, but they closed the door. teh cashier gave me a sad look and told me i could have whatever i wanted in teh store for free, so i took this thing claled a condom because i thought it said cookie. It's really bumpy. i think i'm going to brush my teeth with it. love, tommy. And she fucking made me initial eveyr single one of those that i wrote. Then she read them out loud to me. Dickmark- "they were giggling alot.... brush my teeth with it". what does that mean? Me- sex. Dickmark- *leans over grabs my arm, looks at my scars* waht does that say? me- f. u. c. k. then she thought i was a lesbian because we have a list of groping methods in there. The entire thing was laced with sexual comments and completely violent suggestions, so she read it all outloud to me. Then she told me i need to "straight"en up and do some good things. She also told me i need counseling. i wonder where i've heard that before. So, ladies and gentlemen, this brings the grand total of time me and anna have spent in the office together up to 19 hours.
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yeah my friend made up my name as a joke i do have a lot of friends!!!!!!!!
its kind of an inside joke
[Anonymous]
yes.
haha.
that entire situation sounds not only intensly comical but fucking hilarious.

not the fact that you got busted of course, but getting caught has to be one of the best/worst feelings in the world.
i hope you laugh each time you think about how nuts that principal thinks you probably are.

the diary i imagine is priceless even though i know not this tommy kid.

you are indeed entertainment.
rockonandrockwell.
...thanks for your comment. lol. i just read your last entry. that sucks... but at the same time its so funny. i guess its the principal being like that, that makes it hilarious. plus all the stuff in there... the principal was prolly freaking out in her head! lol.

-k
[Anonymous]
...thanks for your comment. lol. i just read your last entry. that sucks... but at the same time its so funny. i guess its the principal being like that, that makes it hilarious. plus all the stuff in there... the principal was prolly freaking out in her head! lol.

-k
[Anonymous]

the next time you get called in there [which im sure there will be a next time.. lol] you should totally mess with her. you know, really make her thing you are a lesbian... haha.

-k-
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