Yeah, alright. So I don't even know how to explain it. And I don't like metaphors because they are lies. But I'm incredibly happy right now. In my life, everything. It's amazing. M: I'm so happy right now B: Me too M: I'm happier than you B: No you're not M: Why not? B: Because I'm JABBING YOU. (proceeds to jab me in the ribs) asshole.