THE FAMILY REUNION

Let me tell you a little about my family on my mom's side. Most of them are rednecks and drunks, but they all try to pull themselves together for that one weekend out of the year they have to face everyone. THE FAMILY REUNION! Most of them held up through the horseshoe and doorknob throwing contest (we're Irish....might explain the drinking problems! ha!), Happy Jim spitting contest, and the auction, but by the end everyone just wanted to go to the camp to get fucked up. Okay, I love my family to death, and they come before anything. I just think it's messed up how everyone is falling to pieces. My Aunt P is with some new guy named Asshole that I can't stand just for the fact he has something ignorant to say about everyone, and he does. He got her back into drugs and shit too to the point where she comes before anything. Her daughter, Jane, has told me mad stories about all the shit her and my Aunt M has been doing. Then there's my Aunt M, who I found out is addicted to OCs and smokes weed with my cousin, Snobzilla. Both of my aunts left their husbands in the same year too. Crazy, huh? My step grandma and papa were drinking most of the day. When we got to the camp, I went to bed before everyone started drinking to bad. It wasn't all bad though. I did have fun most of the time. I loved seeing my family. I miss them a lot. I only talked to Kirk twice since Saturday morning. When I did talk to him I didn't get any "How was your trip, I missed you baby, Did you have fun". I got "One of my friends seen you (yeah right, I was in a different freaking state), Why didn't you call me the whole time (We were in BFE and no one got signal), Well the phones dying so I'm gonna call you back (But never did)". But whatever, hurt my feelings it's fun, ya know? Oh well, I've notice the magic left awhile ago, so I just deal with it. I have to go deal with work today too. Listen to this bullshit, WalMart doesn't except doctor's excuses. Isn't that a labor law or something? I told them for 2 monthes, I couldn't be there this weekend and they scheduled me anyway. So I called off! I'm probably gonna get in trouble, but I don't care. I told them. I just don't want to deal with their bitching today at all.
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YAY for irish people! :) :) .... i hope you and kirk get better.... its not your fault that u had no signal and you were spending time with your family. but thats not my business..& thanks for the comment - the dentist sucks!