today me and ashley and dickie and frank and pelosi went on a bike ride. well they called me to meet them at the riverfront mall and i didnt know how to get there so i stopped in the middle of the huge hill and was like do i go right or left? so i called ashley and she said go left past the police station and it was scary. then we went to the mall, decided pelosi was going to buy it, ran the incorrect way on incorrect escalators, and went outside. then me and ashley rode through the scary rapey-echoing parking garage and came alll the way back up. then we went across the footbridge to riverlink park and that was the coolest thing ever. it's so pretty over there and riding over that bridge was awesome. then we ran through the lawn sprinkler and ashley was a bolshevic, so we went and ran around in the park, hugged chris and dickie, and ashley caught fish in the river and i spotted a crawfish. naturally pelosi had to catch it so he kept poking it and my mom called to tell me we would get sucked into the river. except i was on the rocks with ashley by the river so frank answered my phone and was like "oh yeah shes playing in the river.." and i was like FRANKKKK. haha she yelled at me a little. then a train came by and ashley ran over to the fence and walked into the No Pedestrians area. and i screamed at her of course. then she stopped an amtrack train. so we ran away to the elevators near where our bikes were and frank and dickie got in one and me and ashley waited. when they got up and we got in the elevator the doors closed. then opened. then closed. then opened. then closed. and when they opened again i was screaming HAUNTED ELEVATORRR!!! because im scared of elevators and it was freaking me out. of course i ran out of the elevator fast and ran to the top of the tower thingy. then we waited and waited and ashley called us on her cell phone and was like Guys come down here QUICK! the elevator is freaking me out! so yeah we went down and the doors were still open closing. so i was like maybe theres something stuck in it? sure enough we found a rock. then we moved it and it worked. and so we rode around the top of the parking garage, down a handicap ramp and into this weirdly amazing sparkly fenced in pavement space by a central air machine. it was amazingly sparkly. but then we realized we were stuck so we went back out and rode all over the top of the parking garage again. then up that huuuuge hill by the library (which was really deathy) and the whole way there and back i was like They are so good at playing the "lets get kat killed game" and "PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE PLEASE DONT LET ME DIE" stuff liek that. sometimes i said it outloud and people looked at me funnny. but it was cool. so we stopped near the stupid pet store so pelosi could "hang out" by it. then we went to fariellos and made fun of steve a lot and ate sundaes and pelosi and i polished off 5 Black Cherry sodas. "hey if we drank like 20 of these we could deposit them. then buy another one!" yeah i got that kid addicted...oops. but they are wicked gooooddddd!!! then dom showed up and was mad at me and ashley for not calling him even though i called him in my mind. hes not very telepathical. then gary yelled at us for being too loud with the steve bashes. amazing. the whole day was amazingly fun. the river is soo beautiful when youre running around with your friends just like next to it. especially on the docks and the top of the tower things. amazing. again and again and again. ...yess, that was THREE agains. i love how i'm too cool for punctuation or capitalization. heehee